The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.
Dear Apple,

Your father and I are sorry for giving you that truly heinous name.

Love,

Gwenyth

PS: I hope your therapy sessions are going well.
by clarkecake July 11, 2005
To the hockey world an apple is an assist on a goal. Instead of saying i got an assist in a game a lot of Canadian hockey players will use the term apple instead. The slang term often used for goal is gino.
Guy: Did you get a gino tonight?

Guy 2: No but i got two apples!
by FranktheTank87 April 02, 2011
1. A popular technology brand all over the world. All though it has so many fuc*ed up products.
Jill: Hey Gregg did you get the new Apple iPad?
Gregg: No those things are so fuc*ed up! Who would want them?
by littlemonster222 January 09, 2011
a 4-8 player game consisting of only men standing in a circle surrounding an apple. The players start to masturbate, last one to ejaculate has to eat the apple.

losing is not an option
Joe: Hey, Hank. Me and the guys are gonna play a game of apple after school, you in?

Hank: Nah, I played that game three times before, and lost twice....apples just don't taste the same......
by assfaggot November 02, 2009
A codeword used most commonly by the Los Angeles underground youth in the early 20th century in which one party will ask "apples?" and the other will answer "yes" if they are able to speak freely about inapropriate subjects such as illegal narcotics, alcohol, and sexual situations, and "no" if a parent or a person or situation they do not feel comfortable with is in the area.
B: Yoo whatsgood bitch

V: Not a lot my neg, apples?

B: Yeh i got you

V: Ok for this party next friday....
by NyjeRR August 21, 2010
Qaulity computer that is the best choice for video, pictures, or music editing. Not for gaming due to compatibility issues. Morons like to argue which is better,Windows or Macs, I personally think that both are good for certain things. People who say that, "Windows sucks because it crashes every 2 minutes" either have never owned a windows computer,or just had a shitty computer and didn't set it up properly.
Macs are good and so are PC's.
by Hack Nike June 03, 2005
A yummy fruit or an overly priced half eaten fruit.
"Hey I got u an apple for ur bday!"
"Oh I'm allergic sorry"
"I mean the company!"

"Oh sweet! What is it?"
"iPhone 4!"
"Fuck you"
by BigBLittleD January 02, 2015
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