The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.
Dear Apple,

Your father and I are sorry for giving you that truly heinous name.



PS: I hope your therapy sessions are going well.
by clarkecake July 11, 2005
An amazing girl; a joyful amazing girl, has red hair. A beutiful girl; Makes people around her joyful.
a girl that is amazing and shows everyone care, a truthful person. apple
by tom derw March 19, 2008
The most awesome computer company ever. (See also Macintosh, iPod, Alaskan Firedragon, (yes they created them,) and iPhone,
Apple Rocks!!!
by Swimman March 24, 2009
Sex and sex and even more sex
"I totally had Apple last night"
by shanaynaynayaa June 16, 2008
A derogatory term that pertains to black people. Apple is a symbol for black people usually meaning that they hang from trees either in lynching or as monkeys
John: K'sean u fuckin apple!
by Arsenio Demond Carter January 30, 2008
A computer army force that will try to throw a coup against the evil forces of Microsoft. Known for their hatred of the Blue Screen of Death. Led by ultranationalist Steve Jobs
Apple will overthrow Microsoft eventually
by Can of Worms January 19, 2008
Head of a man's penis.
Women prefer a man's Apple over a wussbag's PC.
by InternetPlayer January 13, 2007
The worst computer company in the world, next to dell.
Dude, i am thinking about getting an apple

Man, Yeah, u might as well get a Dell.
by Mac hater 1 August 07, 2006

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