The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.
Dear Apple,

Your father and I are sorry for giving you that truly heinous name.

Love,

Gwenyth

PS: I hope your therapy sessions are going well.
by clarkecake July 11, 2005
The worst computer company in the world, next to dell.
Dude, i am thinking about getting an apple

Man, Yeah, u might as well get a Dell.
by Mac hater 1 August 07, 2006
Computer manufacturing company that creates a sleek and simple design upon which to work in. They are also famous for creating the ever popular iPod, which is becoming increasingly popular. There is a slight uncompatability issue, however the company is working on creating more programs to satisfy the customers. Mac users are becoming more numerous, and can potentially rise up next to Microsoft, achieving equilibrium in computer sales.
Macs are alien to me, since they aren't what I'm used to working at, but just because they're different doesn't mean I have to hate them.
by Zexus June 11, 2005
Code name for the most beautiful amazing girl in the whole wide world. She is really random at times and has a great sense of humor. She also has a weird fetish for popping pimples. She has the look of a goddess and is funny, smart, random, and just the best! Everyone is jealous of her and wants to be her but simply can't because she is the best and no one compares to her. Shes just..... THE BEST
-Dang bro that girl isn't even close to Apples status!

-Yeah you're right bro. No one can compare to Apples!
by ChopsticksEggrollsRice December 06, 2010
To 'apple' is the act of shitting onto a person's shoulder while they vomit all over your dick.
"I was totally appleing her while she spewed her guts on my banana."
by StarlightMan August 21, 2008
A secret code word for horny
Wow, you're making me apples.

I'm so apples I could have sex.
by casey rooney December 27, 2007
oral sex usually referring to a blow job
the prostitute down the block will give u an apple for five bucks
by sepatah September 06, 2005
Another word for alcohol.
Hey Felica felice want to go get some apples with me?
We dont have an apple opener tonight..damn man.
by Lanulya September 14, 2007

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