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1. Apple Pie-ing
The act of fingering a girl, which her insides feel like a warm lubed piece of bubble wrap, hence apple pie].
"Me and Fernie-Bitch went at it for hours. I love apple pie-ing her."

"I totally apple pied Angie last night while her mom recorded everything. It was the best night of my life!" she exclaimed.

"oh man...it smells like someone was raw apple pie-ing an old pussy."

2. Peeterbeater
Someone or somebody who masturbates, or to be masturbated (by another person)
I was Peeterbeater-ing to that hot chick in the office. :D
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