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The power source used to maintain and bring to life Apple products.
"As the Advertising Gurus collaborated around the conference room pool table, they minimized the need for multiple power cords for their AppleiBooks by having one power cord plugged into the wall and sharing the "AppleJuice" by passing the cord from one laptop to another as needed upon polite requests from Advertising Guru to Advertising Guru, "Please pass the AppleJuice."