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Applause 

The act of relieving semen in your hands, and then clapping in your partner's face.
"After they finished having sex, John blew a load in his hands and blinded Mary with some Applause for a job well done."
Applause by Butterman505 December 8, 2009

Appleause 

ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)

Variation of "applause".

The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.

This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:

1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release
There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.

Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.
Appleause by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011

Beatnik Applause 

A form of applause whereby the middle finger and thumb of both hands are repeatedly snapped/clicked instead of clapped. Beatnik applause was developed in the cafes of the 1950s/1960s by the Beatnik/Beat Generation. Many "Beat Poet" fans of this period now suffer from severe arthritic inflammation of the thumb and middle finger.
POET: "The room suddenly went into a mad darkness. A spotlight pierced blackness like a white devil's knife. A voice rose and screamed. Words of beauty cutting my throat. A poem of life, of love, of doom. My years on Earth summed and fooled."

CROWD: Beatnik Applause

Applausion

"Dude, that guy was amazing at guitar! Did you hear that applausion he got? I almost went deaf!"
Applausion by Max A. January 29, 2006

Balls applause 

The process in which your balls slap against one another or against your thigh, creating a clapping noise.
"Fuck Tom, quit jumping...i'm tired of hearing your balls applause."
Balls applause by kixcheerios March 16, 2010

Planters Applause 

When your nutsack claps
I ran down the stairs and my nuts did a planters applause