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The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from. Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard. A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through. Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white. Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet. iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose. iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle.... Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick> Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!! AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss.... Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!! |
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