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Alabama Appetizers 

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.
“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”
Alabama Appetizers by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019

no appetizers just entrees

Skipping that foreplay bullshit (appetizers) and jumping right into sex ( the entree).
Guy 1: Yo man did she blow you before you fucked her?

Guy 2: Nah man, no appetizers just entrees.

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Fuck foreplay man, I dove right in and got it

going out for appetizers

a casual, no-strings-attached hookup.
guy 1: Stephanie is lookin good tonight. Is she single these days?
guy 2: I'm not sure, but if it were up to me, we'd be going out for appetizers tonight.

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.
I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.

Appetizer 

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.
Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.
Appetizer by Kanda March 27, 2007

Appetizer Beer

Beers under 10% ABV that you order as a starter beer before the real entrée beer.
Brian: Hey Kevin, any beers above 10% ABV?

Kevin: No.

Brian: Let me get one of your appetizer beers then for now.