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Mississippi Appendectomy 

An involuntary sterilization. During the heyday of the American eugenics movement (1920s and 1930s), poor black women were frequently given hysterectomies or tubal ligations against their will and without their knowledge. It was considered particularly frequent in the Deep South.
She went into the doctor for a cold and came out with a Mississippi appendectomy.

appendicks 

A penis that is pencil thin and short and therefore useless.
She saw his appendicks and rolled her eyes
appendicks by GrumpyDoc October 19, 2011

Apprentice

Someone who does the exact same job as everyone else at the company but gets paid less because of the false promise for an education. A scam scheme to pay people less than the minimum wage when working out pay per hour. A disgraceful scheme.
The apprentice asked me if she can get a wage based on her performance, I laughed at that even though she does show me up with my job.
Apprentice by FrankyWanky January 20, 2021

noodly appendage 

A weapon of mass destruction
Let Fsm touch you with his noodly appendage.
noodly appendage by Olof8900 January 18, 2017

appendicize

Verb. ap·pen·di·cize. The act of adding supplementary material into the appendix section of a scholarly assignment or report.
George: Hey I found some great data, should we graph it and add it into the report?

Jack: Nah, don't worry we'll just appendicize it.
appendicize by Vinny FD November 21, 2013

appendix 

Organ whose only purpose is to be removed at some point in one's life.
Todd: Where's Matt?

Charlie: Matt's out today. Had to go get his appendix removed.

Todd: Dammit, what's an appendix good for anyway?

Charlie: Getting removed.
appendix by shoppingcartman January 20, 2011