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Leafy appendages 

The leaf-covered branches used by plants to suffocate other plants, envelop structures, or surprise people in the face.
V: "Man, I always feel like plants are trying to kill me with their leafy appendages.

A: I hate it when I get surprised in the face by a leafy appendage!

Law of Appendages” 

The understanding that any creature of four legs or less may be considered fairly benign, while any with more than that are creepy and terror inducing.
The “Law of Appendages” explains why people might dislike rats but they are terrified of spiders.

noodly appendage 

A weapon of mass destruction
Let Fsm touch you with his noodly appendage.
noodly appendage by Olof8900 January 18, 2017

phallic appendage 

dick, penis, wang, milk maker, homemade ice cream machine, wanker, bird, hot dog, weiner, meat rod, genital stick, underdeveloped third leg, skin flute ,glory wand, infant starter, sausage roll, sock crisper, cream substitute, human fertilizer, jizz canon, ass destroyer
whoops it appears that i have sent thee a digital portrait of my phallic appendage

his noodly apendage 

in pastafarianism, the one true lord the flying spagetti monster uses his noodly apendages as his method of divine intervention.
some times used as a greating or fare well 'may his noodly apendage forever touch you' is synominous with'may chist be with you'

apendage 

an outstretching part of a living organism, with an obvious appearance or function.
That fly has many apendages!
apendage by Loading.. November 22, 2014