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Applerexia 

When you go to an Apple store with an Apple product that needs repairing and believe it will not take much time to fix your problem but end up being in the store for 2+ hours, when the point comes where you realise you were not prepared for this and have barely eaten all day and gradually start to feel malnourished.
Customer: Man this is taking longer than I thought! I only had a small breakfast
Apple Guy: Are you heading towards the path of Applerexia?
Customer: Yeah.. you should really have snack machines in these places..
Applerexia by Matsumoto111 June 24, 2010
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Geappelt means being done by Daan Appel. This means you had a verry funky time at night or after a date.

Geappelt - Dutch
Appeled - English
Hey (girls name) have you been appeled?
Appeled by Flewy May 29, 2019
A homosexual who likes fucking without condoms, "a pelo". Barebacker.
Apelero busca machos para orgía
Barebacker looks for macho men for orgy
apelero by fonsucu January 15, 2009

Applerated 

The large hype that is created when Apple releases a new product or software which is not as revolutionary as everyone thinks. The overrated Apple products that are released.
James: Hey, did you hear? The iPad came out! It's so cool eh?
Eriks: Dude, that's so applerated.
Applerated by CplMoran January 27, 2010
Verb. (Etymology : Appetere = to call for love) Used among the young caucasians to express the will to call a restaurant when booking a table for two people before asking the love of their life for their hand and eventually marry them.
« I will appèter your favorite fastfood tonight to see if we can eat there on Wednesday »
Appèter by Youbank May 10, 2021

applereet 

THE BADDEST BICTCH IN THE FUCKING WORLD. SHES SO LOYAL AND PRETTY.
WSSG APPLEREET
applereet by ur main bitch November 24, 2021
A fruitist diatribe where the speaker denounces all non-apple fruit.
Looks like she just went out a three minute applerant for no ap-pear-ant reason.
applerant by Johnny Apple-screed December 18, 2022