Narrator of and main character in the multi-media universe of Haruhi Suzumiya. He peppers each episode, volume, etc. with sarcasm and a distinct propulsion to disagree with Haruhi's hair-brained schemes. Despite hating the SOS Brigade at first, he has, over the course of the series, come to enjoy the company of the other members (Haruhi, Yuki, Mikuru, and Itsuki). But, in short, Kyon is hardcore awesome and Haruhi's perfect foil.

Silence, awesome member of the SOS Brigade, headed by Haruhi Suzumiya. She is extremely quiet and a bibliophile at first glance; but, in reality, she is an alien sent to monitor Haruhi Suzumiya. Her primary duty is to prevent Haruhi from destroying the world subconsciously. Thus, Yuki uses her alien pseudo-magic to appease Haruhi's every whim, often to the vexation of Kyon, the narrator.

A multicultural, completely made up holiday celebration to appease politically correct nazis who demand we water down everything to fit into a generic mold of mediocrity, sucking the meaning out of everything and neutering our individuality.

A response given that does not directly address the question, rather gives a bland statement in order to appease the question giver(s). Usually involves offering a solution that does not leave said party responsible. -To beat around the bush.

To commit to do something with someone, only to appease them and not actually do.

When you have to fabricate paperwork in order to make something qualify or meet a standard. The manufactured housing industry suffered demise due to dealerships fabrication financial documentation to appease lenders.

In Psychology, it is the balancing diplomat which regulates the instinctual desires of the Id and the narcissistic satisfaction of the superego. Kind of like what America's president does to appease democrats and republicans.