born with a plastic spoon in my mouth 

The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your [mouth.

I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011

a fish in a plastic bag 

Doomed, with no possibility of surviving.

Under the knee of the police officer, the suspect was likened to a fish in a plastic bag. It was over.

a fish in a plastic bag by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

I'm Not A Plastic Bag 

Trendy cotton canvas tote released in 2007 by UK designer Anya Hindmarch. Aimed at reducing the use of plastic bags when shopping. Caused a big hype because it costs only 5 british pounds and is being resold for hundreds on the internet.
The affordability, celebrity endorsement, limited availibity and designer label have created it a much sought after fashion item.

There has been some slight controversy surrounding its "unethical" roots, as it is made in China without using locally grown or organic materials.

The I'm Not A Plastic bag is popular among softcore envionmentalists and fashionistas.

The model Lily Cole strolls the London streets with her I'm Not A Plastic bag

I'm Not A Plastic Bag by Katya. P May 23, 2007

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings 

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome

The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings by Doggysoft August 20, 2006

applastic

The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.

Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.

Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.

Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.

iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>

Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!

applastic by Corneliusthecunning May 19, 2009

a plastic 

A plastic is a girl who thinks makeup is the only key to making a girl pretty, so they wear a lot of it. A plastic also wears a lot of the same brand, like abercrombie and fitch or hollister or american eagle. A plastic normally wears 5 inch padded bras even though they have no boobs watsoever. PLastics aren't like Barbies;most plastics aren't pretty, and if they are, its only because of their makeup. A plastic is someone who actually brags about how much they straighten their hair. They don't do well in school at all.

the girl was a plastic, so she said "OK so everyday i put on toner, bronzer, blush, eyeliner, mascara, eyeshadow, lipgloss, and other stuff!"

"I straighten my hair everyday except today because i couldn't find a tight enough abercrombie shirt and all my padded bras were in the wash!"

a plastic by i know what iM DOiNG May 24, 2006

i am not a plastic bag 

pretentious eco shopping bag that's meant for shallow scenesters who wish to publicly flout their trendy 'green' credentials in a hypocritical, peacockish manner. Expect them to be quietly discarded when they are no longer considered 'cool'.

If all those scenesters and upmarket chavs care so much about the environment rather than appearing fashionable, why don't they just buy less showy, cheaper, nondescript cotton/canvas bags instead of bidding hundreds on ebay for that faddish 'i am not a plastic bag' bag?

i am not a plastic bag by davetwocombs May 14, 2007