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1. apitum
to have an object lodged up ones anus, often causing moodiness and unpleasant behavior.
I'm quite annouyed at this object apitum, it has caused me to become moody.

whats that, is that a carrot apitum, my dear fellow.
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by Kieron 'BoBman' Moore Aug 16, 2005 share this add a video