alculate

The act of figuring out the way to get the most drunk for the least amount of money.

Mike - Guys, I picked up some Busch Light for the power hour instead of the Zima that Neal requested. I’ve never finished a power hour before, but I have alculated before and this is the cheapest, most effective way to do it.

Neal - I prefer the taste of Zima, but you're correct, this does alculate better.

alculate by FredSmootSexCruise January 30, 2008

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003

asimulate 

To asimulate (To substitute or replace).

asimulation (The process of substitution or replacement)

-noun

asimulate, makes reference to specific measures which are put into place, so to substitute or replace the native cultural and social norms of a society, with a foreign one.

asimulate American Indian and Australian Aborigine native social and cultural norms, with foreign European ones.

asimulate by Baron Neville August 24, 2016

alculate

To practice alculation, which is the science of drinking the cheapest/strongest drink at all times.

Dave – Can I order a Stoli Melon-tini?
Neal – I’ll take two shots of house vodka mixed with a shot of your shittiest whiskey.
Bartender - Not only is that Neal guy so cool, but he also knows how to alculate like a pro.

alculate by NM2K8 January 30, 2008

alculate

To figure out the dollar value per unit of alcoholic beverage. Examples of one unit of alcoholic beverage include: 1.5 oz of 80 proof vodka, 12 oz of beer with 5% alcohol, 5 oz of wine with 12% alcohol.

For the same price, a 750ml bottle of 100 proof SoCo alculates much better than a 750ml bottle of 80 proof SoCo.

SoCo and lime shots alculate horribly as they are 50% SoCo, 50% non-alcoholic lime juice. For better alculation, you are better off asking for the shot of 100% SoCo and squeezing a lime into it.

Mike is a genious for coming up with the term alculate.

alculate by BigPopaSrz January 29, 2008

Articulated Truck

4 in the front, 16 in the back. Fingers and toes, and knees if you get that far.

"Where's Rebecca?"

"She's in the hospital, I gave her an articulated truck last night"

Articulated Truck by Chiparoo October 9, 2011

Articulate 

Able to convert one's thoughts and emotions into words. Those who are articulate can use large, 'higher-level' words in their sentences without making a conscious effort to do so.

Just because somebody types without proper grammar doesn't make them inarticulate; after all, why does it matter whether or not you waste your time trying to add proper punctuation.

Articulate by Diggity Monkeez January 13, 2005