apical meristem 

something on a plant, but really a euphamism for penis. looks like a penis with claws.

I watched my apical meristem grow and grow and grow.

apical meristem by chaucer April 20, 2005

APISALOMA 

Samoan for the name "Absalom". In the bible it is the son of King David, known as the "Father Of Peace". It is also the name of a great man. The funniest and sometimes the scariest lol. Not only the best friend, but also the best dad, son, uncle, cousin you'd ever have. If there is one he stands for, its family. It is the 11.11.11 today, some say its the end of the world, but its only another peaceful beautiful day in Auckland New Zealand to remember my father's birthday . Happy birthday dad!

Whos that guy again?

Him, thats Apisaloma uce.

Apisaloma? Oh yeah, I've heard of him. Don't wanna mess with that guy.

APISALOMA by vato loco 6ix 2wo November 11, 2011

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

three horsemen of the apocalypse by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

Apocaloptimist 

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but still thinks it will turn out OK

"It" most commonly refers to the environment, or humanity, but could be other things as well.

Guy 1: "The envrionment is being degraded at an unparalled rate, we're literally destroying ourselves... but, it'll probably turn out OK. If we fail, the planet will likely heal itself in our abscence."

Guy 2: "Man, he's such an apocaloptimist."

Apocaloptimist by oblivion3 November 11, 2012

Apocalypsicle 

What you should definitely include in your zombie apocalypse kit frozen compartment.

Mom: "Hey kids! What flavors of Apocalypsicles should I buy for our zombie kit?"

Apocalypsicle by brainyuck September 11, 2011

Apocalyptist 

One who believes that the only solution to most, if not all, of the world's biggest problems is a catastrophic event of epic proportions.

Like their Republican counter-parts in 2008, Democratic Apocalyptists began praying for a Zombie apocalypse after the 2010 mid-term elections.

Apocalyptist by Dr. Whitmire November 10, 2010

lesbian apocalypse 

where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities

lesbian: omg it's the lesbian apocalypse, let's follow each other!

other lesbian: sure!!

lesbian apocalypse by mmenewt June 2, 2022