| 15. | vote | ||
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(Refferring to US "voting".
Contrary to popular belief among young people who do not vote, you do NOT elect the president directly. You actually choose people to vote, called electors. These electors promise that if they are elected, they will vote for either candidate. However, they do not have to hold to this, and last minute bribes can be done. Sound unfair? The world won't change if we don't stand up for our rights as a people, and choose the right decision for the community. Barbara Boxer of California is currently trying to stop this. (Voting, when not reffering to the above, basically means submitting any type of entry to choose something. Although it represents whatever is good for a group (what the group wants, not what it needs), it most likely ends up being a bad idea.) In class we voted for what songs we wanted to play at the dance, but since our class was primarily immature sluts, they played a combination of annoying pop/rap.
You know, we could have done a lot better than the ape in the chair who enjoys pressing the big red button set up in front of him. Something tells me that what John Timor* told us is going to be true... A guy who claimed to be from the future on some stupid forum, and whom I doubt. What he had to say would be pretty good for a scifi novel, even if it was most likely fake. (Johntimor.com) |
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| 16. | maple ridge | ||
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A suck ass school on Ontario Canada, almost every teacher ther is retarded! *Also see retard fish head ass hole* Also has a really shitty Volley Ball team! Student 1:Hey teacher when is teh dance?
Teacher: SHUT UP and go to your class! Student 2:*Some day ima go ape on her ass! Student 1:Lets leave Maple Ridge and go to some other gay school! |
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| 17. | mike tyson's punchout | ||
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BEST VIDEO GAME EVER!! Game on the old Nintendo NES system. You played as "Little Mac", a little wimp who went through a number of boxers including...
-Glass Joe - The scrub of the game, you were an ape with no opposable thumbs if you didn't beat him. -Von Kaiser (guy w/ mustach) - This guy looked mean, and he had that whole German bitch thing going on, but he's really a pushover. -Piston Honda ("TKO from Tokyo")Wore the bandana -Don Flamenco - Let's face it. We've all done it. You know what I'm talking about. The Flamenco Dance. -King Hippo - you had to punch him in the belly button to defeat him -Great Tiger - Hindu teleporting guy -Bald Bull - "Doc can't help you now. Will you beg me for help?" Bald Bull was fucking strange. He looked like an ox, talked like a mental patient, and threw punches as if he was dancing to the tune of 'Old Susanna'. He was actually pretty tough to beat. -Soda Popinski - Drinking Russian guy. I don't think I ever beat him, because I don't remember fighting... -Mr. Sandman -Super Macho Man -Mike Tyson 2000 guy:"Hey man, I got a new XBOX360, want to come check it out?"
1980s guy:"No thanks, I am all the way to Mr. Sandman on Mike Tyson's Punchout and I can't stop now!" 2000 guy:"Save it on your memory card" 1980s guy:"What the fuck is a memory card?" |
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| 18. | rap | ||
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A lame excuse for a genre of "music" (I use the word loosely) consisting of some beats stolen from someone else song. With the bass turned all the way up. While some jackass dresses in a clown outfit and jumps up and down on stage like an ape. With other "dancers" (again loosely) attempt to dance to it.Bragging in nursery rhymes about his criminal thug lifestyle. Because he is to stupid to keep his mouth shut about his crimes. is rap music? no rap is crap
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| 19. | Big Maroon | ||
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A homosexual rapper from the Waltham St Lawrence area of Berkshire. Beginning his career in the late 1990s, Big Maroon released the now-legendary EPs "Marooned in Men" and "Bigger then Mohammed" before using his tri-county notoriety to embark on a short-lived stint in London's west-end. The Andrew Lloyd-Wanker musicals "Aspects of Lust" and "Joseph and his amazing technicolour television" were lauded by critics as "the most exciting evidence yet that man has spawned a half-ape half-human creature that can dance and sing, albeit while dislocating improper joints and dribbling a bit". Big Maroon returned to rapping in 2005 with the entirely forgettable 5-track EP "Maroon Five". The demo was seen as an effort to get back on track and secure a major-label album deal, but hope was understandably quashed when EMI, BMG, Sony and Time-Warner all held a joint press-conference specifically to laugh at it.
He can now by found by googling the phrase "Biggathanjesus" kid 1: Hey have you got that new Big Maroon CD?
kid 2: No my old ash-tray is still cool kid 1: No i mean have you listened to his new shit? kid 2: oh well i heard him on 1-xtra but from the sounds of it, they ran the accoustics of male-to-male passion through a god-damn interpreting machine and then pissed on the speakers kid 1: I thought it was alright? *kid 1 is instantly gutted with a crow-bar in an unrealistically violent fashion* |
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| 20. | souljaboy | ||
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Some crazy gorilla who dances like an ape and looks like a fucking half-wit while doing so. The song sucks, the video sucks harder, and every time I watch this I want to take a chainsaw to this fucking ape's jugular.
Give him credit for bending that bitch over and supermaning that hoe (the act of wrenching a chick doggystyle, and letting that hot sauce go on her back/ass, and causing the sheets to get stuck on her back, thus resembling a superhero's cape), but the dance just fucking ruined it. The "souljaboy" also has a very bad speech impediment. This is seen in the line where he says "WAH me crack and WAH me roll." Well...many may ask...WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN TO WAH SOMETHING? The answer is unknown to a group of experts from Stanford and Niagara universities. However, these same scholars did attempt to superman that hoe, but proceeded to get the sheet stuck on the ceiling fan, so the credibility of this hypothesis may not be accurate. Souljaboy may have supermanned that hoe, but I'll fucking batman all over his face.
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| 21. | burnt cheesecake | ||
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A male grimmy, who can't dance, in general.
And will never be an underwear model. Showing ape or caveman like qualities. Orginated in floriston c.a. Woman 1."Ya know that kid jimmy?"
Woman 2. "Yeah! He's such a burnt cheesecake!!" |
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