(Adj) To be so turnt off marijuana, alcohol, or codeine/promethazine that your body has forced you to slump forward and sway back and forth like that of an ape.
(Ellis): Bruh look at this dude he is so turnt!!
(YG): I know he took one to the face and went ape

*Future comes on*

*Everyone immediately goes ape*
by TFlex August 10, 2015
Someone who is beyond stupid, irrational.
Someone who lacks the mental capacity to think through things that don't require much knowledge or logic.
Damian: Yo, Alex is such an ape. He doesn't know his way around this small ass school. What a fucking ape.
by PootTheLussy May 15, 2015
When a person acts like a fool, and/or does something completely clumsy. Usually a term for when someone is intoxicated or high.
This kid just knocked over a TV, he's a fuckin Ape!
by Will Jerauld March 17, 2013
A large, hairy, beast-like creature, who constantly smokes satan sticks. You can find her in her chair at her house or protecting retards at her work from unwanted dark figures. Also she might be found having sex with her offspring der.
Hey Meg, lets go steal apes cigs today after school!

I dont know Scam, ape might find out.
by Skeg Smith January 07, 2008
Ape, defined as: A large stupid, some what fat, loud, hairy thing named CHARLENE MORGAN often found sucking up to colesey, annoying people, destroying peoples jobs and generaly acting like a monkey. CLosely relatated to PIG aka AMY.
Charlene Morgan AKA APE
by Kroppy October 05, 2006
A woman with a perfect booty, and smells like bum.
She likes Sushi with Soy Sauce, and pretends to be a horse on main roads. When she sees a moped her heart races and she turns into a wolf then dances off into the dust to find her only love, raven.
is that the ape
yes it is ape.
ape ape ape ape
bub bub bub
by Zoe Sharp September 06, 2008
In biker slang, short for "ape hangers"--very tall handle bars so-called for the appearance they give a rider of being an ape hanging from a bar.
Springer got center-punched for leaving his cut hanging off his apes.
by Poet June 19, 2006
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