one who prescribes to the tenets of apatovianism, a modern aesthetic movement that exists solely to alienate people and make fun of any person, idea or thing that does not coincide with the believer's accepted set of what is intelligent or worth a damn.

noun; a dumb stupid.
a group of loud apatovianista was overheard making fun of a movie they had neither seen nor heard of at the local american apparel store while purchasing a three-pack of cotton underpants at least two sizes too small.
by march_hare July 11, 2008
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