Large town in Suffolk county on long island, founded by Nazis, often called Lindy-which is what u call some1 from Lindenhurst. Made up of the Village of Lindenhurst, North Lindenhurst, and Venetian Shores-Do NOT confuse VENICE (which is part of Copiague, just with the 11757 Zip Code) with VENETIAN Shores (which is technically West Babylon, but with Lindenhurst Schools and ZIP Code). There are also some dumbasses who call the area of the Village south of Montauk Hwy "South Lindenhurst". Overall population is about 40-45,000. Lindenhurst is about 80% white, but don't let that fool you into thinking we're not diverse, as almost 1/3 of those whites are 1st or 2nd generation immigrants that speak polish, Ukrainian, or even Italian at home. The rest is split between white trash, upper middle class people, sk8er bois, and poor-but-prep people. Then its 10% hispanic. The remaining 10% is made-up of Haitians, Africans, Turkish, Indians, and Asians.
Lindenhurst holds the record for most bars per person of any town! We also have a lot of homes divided into apartments (especially North Lindenhurst), hence the name Swindlehurst, but it's nothing like Venice in Copiague.
Oh and we have like no SiDEWALKS!!!!
Lindenhurst = Brooklyn with trees and without sidewalks
Massapequan in Lindy: sup my white homie u juz like me.
Random Lindy: *something polish*
Massapequan: the fuck...
Little kid on Halloween: Mommy, mommy I wanna go trick-or-treating!
Mom: I don't think so honey, since this town has no sidewalks and areas thar do are full of pedophiles.
"Pro Noun" (Poo-Guh) - A Slummy (Usually White) person living off welfare and spends all there money on drugs and alcohol. Many "Poogs" are living in low value apartments and have no respect for anyone else. Some towns are referred to as "Poogvilles" containing many poogs living in it. The Apparel for a Poog consist of: Tank Tops, Track Pants, Baggy Clothes and Large Tongue Shoes. Many poogs have children when there early. (16-18) Smoking is also a large part of any many poogs lives, wether there 13 or 20 there still a poog.
A bottleneck, Carrboro is a bedroom community, where people who work at or study at UNC over in Chapel Hill lay down for the night. All day they work at UNC only to pay the "man" each month to rent a medium density apartment. The apartments are small, overpriced, and have few redeeming qualities. Some apartments here advertise workout centers however these “workout centers” are the size of a broom closet. Main Street Carrboro is really just a bottleneck between the dumpy medium density apartments and the Campus of UNC. The other parts of Carrboro consist of small mill houses (that have no architectural value) they are planked with asbestos shingles, have rotting foundations and are over priced. The redeeming qualities are the bars, the food trucks and the people are very friendly, and also a lot of great bands come here to play, but I think they all believe it’s still the 1990’s. However the women here all wear drab gray and are very uptight and frigid and seem sexually repressed. The young men have no money (few job opportunities) and are too idealistic to work anyway. Bumper stickers are popular here with liberal messages about clean air however these bumper stickers are usually found on a gas guzzling cars… go figure right.
John: Hey I would love to go with you down to the library on campus but we have to drive through the bottleneck.
Sally: Bottleneck? Do you mean Carrboro?
John:Yeah, so why don't we just stay here and read.
Typically a Frat brother, wears flip flops on a regular basis, hemp necklesses, polos, name brand underwear, drinks "mad brewskis" specifically nattys, refers to females as "biddies, bitches, hos", typically self-conceited and think they can get "mo pussy", like to wear aviators and fitteds that dont fit their heads (resting on top of head), have keys on lanyard, play causal games of beer pong in apartments, gel their hair, fist pump at parties, pretend they know things about cars when they don't, overall a douche bag who thinks they are hot shit.
Frat Bro: "I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW WTFFFF LETS BREAK SHIT"
Innocent by-stander: "What a chyah dude"
Chyah Bro: "Dude fuck condoms, plan B is only like 50 bucks"
Chyah: "I got so much pussy last weekend, like dude"
chyah: "dude bro I have a test tomorrow but like FUCKKK IT, PARTYYYY!"
Chyah dude pick up line: "Hey grl, wanna get some brewskis after class? chyah i'm like 21, sup?"
The act of taking a poop in a bathroom so quickly and quietly, that others are lead to think you simply took a leak or were merely washing your hands.
Usually required in bathrooms with thin walls or one room apartments, in which visitors can easily hear the quietest of bathroom activity.
Commonly used tactics that will aid a person while executing a ninja poop:
- Turning on the faucet after taking a seat, to buy extra time at the beginning of your toilet deposit
- Opening and slamming shut cabinet doors and medicine mirrors to cover any butt symphony harmonies
- While you are supposed to be washing hands, use this bonus time to spray a noisy aerosol freshener to mask the smell
- If no aerosol spray, use extra handsoap to soften the pungent smell of your toilet baby's birth
- If no hand soap, just pray to the toilet gods that no one enters that bathroom
- An advanced tactic, is turning on the bathroom fan, if available, upon entering and exiting. It will help muffle sounds and smells during. The act of turning the fan off upon exiting, shows confidence and swagger. People think that a fan was not needed after you used the restroom because you definitely didn't just drop a deuce, but you did.
Girls have long practiced the art of ninja pooping, and can go a lifetime without ever having to admit to going #2
Tom - "Dude I just took the biggest dump ever!"
Dan - "What? You were only gone for like a minute."
Tom - "I know. Ninja poop brah!"
Dan - "Oh, right on!"
Dan - "You didn't wash your hands did you?"
Tom - "No time."
Dan - "Gross."
Wallingford, CT. 06492. Wallingford is a small town in New Haven County in CT. up until recently, it was a Hot bed of Racial activity. It has been a home base for the KKK and other Racist hate groups, it was also the last hold out in the country where Town employees couldn't get Martin Luther Kings day off. Now the town consists primarily of dudes and trucks, noisy trains, loud car speakers from Lilly white, urban-gangsta wanna bee's who were reticules baggy pants and stupid crooked baseball caps. Also, a good number of Hispanic families make their homes in Wallingford, most likely attracted to it by the broken down , older tenement style apartments, The noxious gas oder from the river and community lake, the ugly, dusty, dry landscape and small, Midwestern appeal that makes you want to vomit. There is an abundance of Mills and factories in town which would be the reason why there are also an over abundance of short, greasy little Mexicans in town. Walmart is the center hub of Wallingford night life, like the towns motto says, "if you ain't been to Wal-mart on a Saturday night, you ain't right!"
I went to Wal-marti n Wallingford, ct last sat night, I got my wallet stolen by two Puerto Ricans and my hubcaps were stolen by a bunch of little Mexicans!
"Bright Young Things", from the alternate title of Evelyn Waugh's 1930 novel Vile Bodies about affluent London glitterati/party-goers (a la Hiltons/Lohans but slightly less illiterate)
Now, via analogy to MJ hit "PYT" the abbreviation has been applied in a wider sense beyond celebutantes, to wit, the little valedictorian darlings from Stanvard or Yalumbia who see it as their birthright to be rulers & managers of the universe but lack information about other walks of life, have never lifted anything heavier than a bookbag or lacrosse stick, and are otherwise prestigious before their time. Often found at TED conferences, Park City trade conventions, in Barcelona/Prague/Copenhagen for years abroad, in the U.S. DOJ, or at their apartments watching Rachel Maddow, 30 Rock, True Blood, Deadwood, Big Love, Entourage (basically anything from the HBO Time Warner production office is catnip to them)
My ethnic group of five generations' standing had to finally leave our mid-Atlantic city en masse after the BYT wave drove up all the prices 7,000%