Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

Hiking the Appalachian Trail by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009

apalachian trail 

a trail of seamen running from one brest to the other

this morning I tittie fucked my girl and gave her an apalachian trail from the left to the right

apalachian trail by [e-mail] January 23, 2008

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

Hiking the Appalachian Trail by wordanista July 5, 2009

Hiking the appalachian trail 

Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.

Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.

Hiking the appalachian trail by Sanford and Sin June 25, 2009

Apalachicola 

Apalachicola is like Charleston and Savannah had a premature baby...its a tiny Southern Coastal town. The place is an old cotton-port on the Gulf in Florida's panhandle and has lots of old antebellum homes, brick streets and a town that sits right on the water. This is the way the rest of Florida was before everyone else moved here and destroyed it. Live Oak trees, palm trees and azaleas grow along sandy roads with palmetto bushes. Oysters are the best in the world here, or were until Atlanta's pollution up river ruined the bay. The region has a lot of Florida's heritage tied up in one little town, seafood, cotton, beaches, timber and turpintine. Tupelo Honey is from this area and the grouper is the best in the world. The tea is sweeter than syrup and the Southern accents are Deep South Salty. If you want to see the Real Florida, this is it.

Apalachicola Girl: I saw your truck at the Pig on Friday, and passed you on the way to WeWa on Saturday.

Apalachicola Boy: Hell, thats why I always keep my nose clean ...you can't poop in Apalach without everyone knowin what color it is.

Apalachicola by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 29, 2019

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water 

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Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water 

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water Is The Coldest Water Out. Ultra Hydrating natural spring water from the Appalachian mountains of Georgia. Bullet shaped aluminum cans get colder faster and keep it colder longer. BPA free liner to avoid chemical exposure. Infinitely recyclable

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