AOLer

n. 1. A subscriber of the America Online service, who's world revolves around email and chatting and cannot function on a day to day basis without large, sloppy, cartoony icons to tell them what to do to while operating their PC; nor are they considered computer literate; nor are they able to use the web either efficiently or in general, who type poorly with little to no correct grammar or punctuation whilst overusing internet abbreviations to convey messages as quickly and as lazily as possible, rendering their electronic conversations illegible and otherwise nonsensical to an embarrassing degree.

2. A person in which case the closest thing they've ever seen to a mouse is a bar of soap, and have no idea what they're doing online, in front of a computer, or in general, who are usually overly ignorant to technology as a whole, who are considered by the general population as complete idiots who are unfit to operate a computer.

"Every AOLer should have to go through rigorous computer training sessions so that everyone else isn't bothered by their stupid questions."

AOLer by TheWarlock May 20, 2005

AOLer

1) A person who subscribes to AOL service. This does not necessarily apply to AIMers.
2) An epithet, used to describe someone typing in all caps and/or with no regard for spelling or grammar. May or may not subscribe to AOL service. May or may not display the maturity level of a pre-pubescent ignoramus.

"STFU AOLer."

AOLer by JiaXue September 15, 2003

AOLeffect 

when husbands/boyfriends benefit sexually from their partner's admiration of Alex O'Loughlin AKA Steve McGarrett in the new Hawaii Five-0. often seen on twitter hashtagged as #AOLeffect

My husband always gets lucky on Monday nites after Hawaii Five-0 'cause McGarrett is such a BAMF #AOLeffect

AOLeffect by #AOL_H50 October 31, 2011

aoled 

verb. The process of being disconnected from the internet. Specifically with the internet provider AOL. Aoling generally occurs when the user is in a hurry or in urgent need of the internet.

"oh dear, i have just been aoled"

aoled by C. Ookie December 25, 2007

AOLer

Someone who uses America Online as their Internet Service Provider, it is generally assumed that idiots subscribe to America Online, so it is an insulty term

J00 12 t3h n00b AOLer

AOLer by Attilla June 16, 2003

a'ole 

region: hawaii

meaning; no

bugga told me she was going charge the 20 footers, but grandma said A'OLE!

a'ole by auntehbrooke May 17, 2006

AOLer

1)A person who subscribes to AOL service
2)A computer user who is usually computer illiterate and uses way to much internet shothand to be understood by a normal human being with a IQ
3)A Subscriber to AOL service who falls into the 95% of them are dumb enough to think that AOL *IS* the Internet . This condition can be fixed by taking AOL and blocking their access to the 'real' internet then give them their own little sandbox to play in and they'll be happy.
4)A general slang term for very dumb computer user. Who proably shouldn't be using a computer in the first place.
5)A lamer
6)A script kiddie

What a bunch of brain dead AOLers!
That person is such the AOLer.
Its just another AOLer on the internet.

AOLer by try_a_different_name September 28, 2005