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AOL = America Online

the slowest internet crap ever.
by Hello July 11, 2003
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did u go out with aol last night?
no he had finals on yahoo.
by lizzie December 18, 2004
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A shitty company with poor service and high prices. Trying to dominate broadband where good ISP's (Comcast & others) already exist. A company run by jews.
Hi I'm a jew, I like yarmulkes, money, screwing over others, and being an AOL executive!
by urban assassin October 25, 2005
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The greatest new thing around 199x to 2002 until everyone discovered DSL and Cable became cheaper. AOL dialup is extremely bad, I always got disconnected, the program is so cluttered, they are annoying, their antivirus stuff are annoying, the staff is annoying. I wanted to cancel my membership and wouldn't even let me, instead they ask me questions and then giving me another free month. I just want to freaking leave!
Me: Hi I would like to remove my account.
AOL Personnel: Was there something wrong with our service? We would be happy to provide you another free month of AOL.
Me: No, I just don't find the need to use it.
AOL Personnel: In fact we have many offers to give out for free. Our software helps protect your web browsing experience and your computer from unknown viruses and malware.
Me: I understand that, but I just don't want to use AOL anymore, I found something different.
AOL Personnel: Would you like us to join your new internet provider with our software? We are able to partner up with many internet providers.
Me: No, I would just like to leave, thank you.
AOL Personnel: Are you sure? Because--
Me: *Hangs up*
by Underwater Ruins July 10, 2008
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the shittiest disgrace of an internet you can buy. it is so slow you can go make a sandwhich, pee, and prob have sex before the webpage opens =P the only way to get it too be slightly fast is to have aol PLUS some cable thing. but why pay $30 a month so people can make fun of you becuz you have aol? aol is so desperate that they send you a disk like every week practically begging you to join. well aol can kiss my ass =P thanks for all the free dog toys you've given me these past years =)
my doggie luna luvs to chew on aol disks. it warms my heart seeing her so happy =)
by holly =P September 07, 2007
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AOL (short for Anonymous Online Losers) is an internet service providor (ISP) for people who can't handle the real internet and want everything easy and served to them on a friggin platter. Morons.
Chat Room Scenario
Person 1: I have AOL and omfg it's the best!!!1
Person 2: Go to hell, n00b.
Person 3: *dies of laughing at the AOL shithead*
by Blizzleair July 15, 2003
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Welcome to AOL have fun doing less than you could do on IE.
by TheTruthOfAnonymous November 03, 2009
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