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I fucking hate aol!

THEY ARE BITCHES I HATE THEM!!

when i had it i thought it was the best ISP ever until it crashed all the time and slowed down my computer. it takes like 2 minutes just to connect. and they added so many shitty spyware to my computer that they fucking broke the DNS. i couldn't be online for like 20 days trying to figure out what was wrong i tried canceling my account but they still charged me like $60 bucks, instead of $23! and they said if you cancel in less then 50 days you wont be charged. they do anything they can to make you stay with them as your ISP. they even beg if you want a netscape as your new ISP(which is another internet service made by AOL)

they are total liars
i hope the people who work at AOL live terrible lives cause they deserve it for working for a shitty company that wants your money
by AOL will go to hell July 02, 2005
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A waste of money, unless you enjoy having shit travel across your phone line onto your computer.
dude 1: whoa, man. There's shit on my computer screen!
dude 2: nah, that's AOL in all it's purest form
AOL lawyer: I'm going to throw a fist full of my turds at you!!!1
by AOL 2.2 December 19, 2007
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An awful ISP that ruins everything it touches. Only douchebags and losers use it. AOL provides the worst service possible. I know somone that actually still uses AOL. He tries to commit suicide daily, but we always catch him in the act. Damn you AOL! Your shitty service is going to cost us an aquaintance!
Me: Man, you hear about Joe?

Steve: No, what happened?

Me: His AOL kicked him off for the fifth time this hour, so he slit his wrists. He'll be ok, but we've got to get him onto a more reliable service.

Steve: I've got some old Prodigy disks at home; will that work?

Me: Hmm... a 14 year old dead ISP provider vs AOL. Yeah, Prodigy wins.
by Hano-Bano February 28, 2008
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Anarchy On Line

I had this for about a year, the worst year online of my life. Never get it, takes about 3 and a half hours to dial up and when u finally get online you get disconnected within about half a minute.

Also see

Annoying
Irritating
Jim:Hey bob I actually loaded MSN homepage up the other dayon AOL!
Bob: OMFG
by DannyC October 17, 2005
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An ISP that many new people to the internet use. (see Newbies or Noobs)also used by people who try to be cool. (see l337)but never the less a horrible slow and unreliable isp.
"d00d, i wanna nuke this aol ip. that n00b must be ghey"
by Hashimoto December 09, 2002
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1. The suckiest internet provider in the world. AOL will never give you highspeed internet, even you you paid them to (which you do.)

2. The most costly, yet slowest, internet provider on earth.
Example 1: AOL internet sucks my hairy, tick-infested, monkey balls.

Example 2: If AOL went any slower, it would being going backwards. (which I think, now, it actually is!)
by Howard Steintenbrooker October 02, 2006
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America Online.

One of the largest and most popular internet service providers, simply owing to the advertising barrage they've committed to since the September That Never Ended started.

They have a reputation for having bad customer service, even worse users, and downright horrible connection lag on their dialup, complete with a proprietary bloatiferous client. Those that want off have a hard time getting off due to the fact that they won't forward your email.
From a commercial: "A friend of mine told me I should try America Online. 'Why?' I asked. 'I already have a computer!'"
by ke6isf September 09, 2004
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