Customer Care Consultant: "Umm... Did you try AOL Keyword "Billing"?
Customer Care Consultant: *sigh*
Person 1: all you ever do is talk about your future. can't you think or at least talk about anything else?
Person 2: Hello, AOL keyword AMBITION. i want to achieve my goals and dreams, nothing is going to stop me.
Person 1: Try AOL keyword LOSER
Person 2: When I'm enjoying my life, have a great family, and making large amounts of money, you'll be officially pwned.
Person 1: Right... whatever.