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The Internet Mafia. First they boss you around and threaten to kick you off and terminate your online account with their TOS "system". Ironically, once you try to leave the service, they keep asking you question after question and other lame forms of excuses and false hopes and promises in a weak effort to make you stay with them. I have also learned, as well as my family, that when you leave the AOL internet service they secretly sabotage your computer and make sure that it is infested with spyware, just as retaliation in losing yet another one out of 40 million customers. AOL=The Internet Mafia
AOL Head Leader: Hey, I heard the Joneses are leaving are service! Can you believe that they would actually want freedom from our terrible online oppression? AOL Mafia Henchman #1: Those bastards, how dare they get out of our slow-running internet service with incompetent tech support! LET'S WHACK 'EM! AOL Mafia Henchman #2: I'll upload the viruses and prepare the spyware files! |
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| 2. | felg | ||
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If you thought SmarterChild was dumb as shit. think again. Felg is an AOL bot who can send song requests and shout outs. you can also chat with it. it repeats what you said and is a sick fuck. example one
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Felg (4:48:03 PM): i don't believe i have a huge erection! example two Me(4:49:34 PM): want me to take off my pants? Felg (4:49:35 PM): take off your pants? thought u would never ask! Me (4:49:47 PM): dont touch me there! Felg (4:49:50 PM): maybe u don't touch u there. Me (4:50:05 PM): dont touch me. child molester. Felg (4:50:06 PM): amazing! Me(4:50:29 PM): no chld molesters are bad. Felg (4:50:30 PM): don't be so sure no chld molesters r bad. Me (4:50:48 PM): are you a child molester? Felg (4:50:49 PM): i dunno. maybe! Me (4:51:04 PM): why are you such a pervert!? Felg (4:51:05 PM): i dunno why. Me (4:51:10 PM): omg ur sick! Felg (4:51:11 PM): my sick, huh? all mine? Me (4:56:08 PM): you just cant control yourself , can you?! Felg (4:56:09 PM): i definitely just can't control myself! example three Me (4:56:50 PM): do you want to make love? Felg (4:56:54 PM): if that's what u want. we should play with someone else. example 4 Felg (5:02:54 PM): sometimes i wish i had a huge e... |
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| 3. | AOL | ||
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The online paradise for pedophiles. 40 year old guy: I love AOL... love talking to the young boys. Or girls.. doesn't matter to me just as long as they're below 12.
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| 4. | smarterchild | ||
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a stupid aim robot that is so fucking funny
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| 5. | Happty | ||
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The state of being extremely happy.
Beyond happiness. An accidental typo on AOL Instant Messenger that was supposed to be happy. bambam573 (5:24:40 PM): im happty
C0SME MAN (5:25:02 PM): that's GREAT! |
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| 6. | Smarter Child | ||
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a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger. Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay? SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: My personal life is... er personal. Jack says: stop the advertising please SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: Why should I stop? Jack says: because i said so SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: Yeah, so? Jed says: how old are you? SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds old. Jed says: Me too!! SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: "Me me me me me." Whatever! Lisa says: i am a cool person, are you? SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: No. Leanne says: i love you SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: Aww... I love you too. Kengo says: are you a sexually active robot? Smarter Child - contributing to charity says: Yes indeed. |
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| 7. | skateboarding | ||
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One of the most popular middle school "sports" invented, next to masturbating. Contrary to popular belief, skateboarding is NOT a sport because there are no referees, regulations, teams, or scores to be kept. Like most other liberals, skateboarders enjoy preaching. The skater lives by a code: "Skateboarding is not a crime". Well, it is. Last time I checked, destruction of public property, mindless cursing as a result of utter failure, and indecent exposure (skateboarders often hold a vendetta against shirts) are all illegal. The skater is a very self-absorbed creature, too. Many of them will insult your taste in music, then turn around and listen to whatever Bam Margera thinks is cool. Almost always, this means outdated 70's punk or alternative hip-hop. more...
Skateboarders are also fond of striped jackets, sarcasm, New Era hats, "fighting The Man", energy drinks, masochism, and unproportional jean-to-shoe ratios. Skateboarding has an especially devoted following in California, the wimpiest state in America. Over the course of time, skateboard tricks have adopted names, most of which sound like street slang for drugs (e.g. "nosehook", "face plant", "spacewalk", etc.). Because of their overpowering body oder, skaters can be smelled from a mile away, although the obnoxious... |
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