| 8. | britney spears | ||
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A person composed largely of plastic. A blonde bimbo who is famous for no apparant reason other than producing a shitty, pathetic excuse for music, "dressing" in almost nothing, flipping the bird to anybody for no apparant reason, getting implants and a nose job and lying about them, lying about herself in general, being a hypocrite, and being just about the biggest fraud yet.
For some infuriating reason, she' still in the spotlight and we still can't get her out of it. And even worse, children look up to her. She could not seem to make up her mind about the matter: "I only want to be a role model for my sister," or "I want to be a role model, someone everyone can relate to!" Does she even know what a role model is? She's a feminist's (and anybody's) worst nightmare. And the correct spelling of her name is supposed to be "Brittany". "Just hit me baby one more time!"
Don't tempt us, Britney! Oi, I swear, this tramp is really asking for it! C'mon people, just look at her! -She's a talentless, moronic slut! She can't sing and her "dancing" and whole "act" is practically a striptease! Why should anybody admire this freak, let alone children?! |
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| 9. | Tbag | ||
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not Tmar, no matter what anybody else says. Tbag is not Tmar, no matter what anybody else says.
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| 10. | drummers | ||
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titheads that never stop playing
anybody can play drums anybody who is a drummer is gay
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| 11. | jester sham | ||
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An awesome MC . I got a bootleg of him with about 5 of his songs on it. Each are absolutley crazy. His big attention getter is the lyrics, the metaphors are just incredible and he has a non stop flow which is as smooth as it gets. My faveorite song was "off the air" sham completly comes at the commercial rap scene and completley tears 50cent in nuthing, then rips up all the record companies and exposes the bull-shit they put out, the best part iz dat nobody could fuck with this song cause of the incredibly complex lyrics. another amazing song was The Answer? getting as deep as anybody could with amazing lyrical content, My personal favorite though is "Death Toll" this song is just too sick, the lyics are tottaly crazy and ill. Sham is a must get for real hip-hop fans, try to find a bootleg of some of his songs, or just be patient untill he finally come out with material you you can buy. Jester Sham- an awsome rapper who would tear anybody who steps to him.
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| 12. | goth | ||
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before: a style of architecture
now: someone who "doesnt care what anybody thinks" yet before he/she leaves the house, they make sure their chains are the right length when they hang down from his/her black pants and they reapply their eye liner prep: oooh i love hesse mcartney
goth: that guys a fag prep: ok goth: WHAT DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? WELL I DONT CARE WHAT ANYBODY THINKS! goth: but before you go, does my mowhack look alright? |
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| 13. | Paintball | ||
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A sport that mixes hide and seek with capture the flag, except you "seek" with a paintball marker. Un-known to some people, paintball is not just a sport for spoiled rich adolecents. Anybody can play, regardless of skill, gender, and race. Although it does not come close to real warfare, it is a fun sport in which everybody has fun. Anybody who compares paintball to the armed forces is a retard and have probably not played paintball.
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| 14. | urban survival syndrome | ||
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Of or relating to the "kill or be killed" mentality of inherent fear that residents of crime-prone areas have of each other. This "fear-thy-neighbor" mentality causes individuals to feel they have no way of protecting themselves from crime or violence, except by killing anybody who threatens or harasses them.
Such mentality is usually the result of living in violent, crime-prone (typically inner-city) areas for long periods of time and/or watching too much television (no joke). "Urban survival syndrome" has been used as a legal defense sporadically throughout American history but was first invoked in Texas (go figure) in 1993 by a black youth named Daimion Osby. Daimion Osby had been shooting craps with a group of people and collected a hefty wad of cash ($400). After the other players paid up, he violated the etiquette rules of street craps by trying to abandon the game without giving the other players a chance to win some of their money back.
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Marcus Brooks, one of the players who had suffered considerable losses during the game, threatened to "get" Osby as he walked off. With the help of cousin Willie, Marcus Brooks attempted to shake down Osby during a basketball game, resulting in a fight that was ultimately broken up by police. Osby was again confronted by the duo while in his car sitting at a traffic light; the Brooks brandished a shotgun and tried to force Osby to pull over, but he fled. After a final uneventful confrontation in a public park, Osby purchased a .38 caliber handgun and started carrying it with him for protection. While conversing with a woman curbside one evening, Osby was again accosted by the Brooks duo. The Brooks drove their car onto the curb, hitting Osby. They then got out of the car and began assaulting him using their fists. At this point Osby drew his gun and killed one of the Brooks cousins with a single shot to the head. As the surviving cousin retreated to his car to retrieve his own handgun, Osby aerated the sur... |
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