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78. Spokompton
Spokompton, AKA Spokane is a stagnant rotting settlement in eastern Washington State near the Idaho border not totally but largely populated by losers of various sorts. Any talented local youth wastes no time escaping Spokompton shortly after high school. Spokompton is so far removed from cosmopolitan Seattle that it more appropriately belongs in nearby Idaho.....or maybe West Virginia.

This depressing run-down armpit excuse of a "city" can only be endured in doses of not much more than three consecutive days before one feels compelled to tear his eyes from their sockets and push needles into his ears while chewing aluminum foil. For those not stoners or meth-heads, there is little to do in this ghetto but watch losers pass by on their way to the convenience store for another couple of 40s.

The fairly pleasant summer weather gives way to a dreary fall followed by a dark and nasty winter where cars driving with chains on salted roads create parallel canyons in each lane revealed only by the spring snow melt that leaves behind shoe ruining slop should you have to walk in it.

Spokompton a town that people generally leave - not move to unless coerced by powers beyond their control.
This town is so messed up it reminds me of Spokompton.

There are more losers in this town than Spokompton.
79. coventry
a white trash town located in RI, filled with wanna-be thugs and g's. Coventry is the most white-trashiest town in the state and is not liked by any of the towns/cities in RI. The majority of people that go here think they're "mad ghetto" but actually aren't, considering they don't even live in the mother fucking city. Just because you have a walmart and mai thai chink restaurant doesn't mean your a city. Coventry is filled with fast food restaurants everywhere. Basically this town sucks because all you can do is party in the woods, go to paine park, and smoke weed. Most of the people that live here have no lives and are very disgusting people. residents living near tiogue, and s. main street are the most "wanna-be g's" because they are in the main civilization part of coventry. People here tend to love fighting others specifically from warwick and/or johnston. Coventry thinks their tough shit, but are actually pathetic bitches. The rest of the state accepts this behavior simply because we feel bad for Coventry's drastic need for attention.
matt:That girl tells everyone she tried to commit suicide, for attention
Kevin: she must be from coventry, if she's acting like that
Matt: your right every one from coventry is a fucking pussy
Kevin: i know that place is a joke
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