Assburgers
A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.
Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017
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Anus Burger
Anus Burger is an American grindcore and pornogrind band formed on September 11, 2001 following the government conspiracy of the attacks on the World Trade Center. The band currently has 3 members in it consisting of Mr. Testicle, Vanilla Monkey, and LilDyke. The band is known for their extremely graphic and often controversial lyrics featuring themes such as abortion, the Holocaust, racism, sexism, and gore. In the Spring of 2009, Anus Burger was featured on the Ellen Show following the release of their 3rd album Erectile Dysfunction, but they were removed after they insulted Ellen for being a dyke. This incident only helped to boost Anus Burger's popularity and their newly released 3rd studio album stayed at number 2 in the Billboard's Top 100 list for a total of four weeks. Rumors have recently spread about the possible breaking up of Anus Burger after the 3 band members survived a near death overdose of some crack cocaine. 6 months after their encounter with cocaine, LilDyke left the band to become a Gay Male Stripper. Mr. Testicle and Vanilla Monkey have stated that they will continue the band and are currently working on their 6th studio album entitled Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation but the album has experienced numerous delays. In November of 2013, LilDyke rejoined the band after getting AIDS from one of his clients. This saw the soon release of their single off of Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation entitles Aidscicle inspired by LilDyke's ordeal.
Anus Burger by Vanilla Monkey November 30, 2013
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assburgers
A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.
assburgers by Rainbringer June 11, 2006
Anus burger
Derived from the accidental misreading of Angus burger
An anus burger is a shit which has enough liquid in it that it comes out with a mind of its own making a pile in the toilet which looks like some pureed beef you'd make a smooth burger with.
An anus burger is a shit which has enough liquid in it that it comes out with a mind of its own making a pile in the toilet which looks like some pureed beef you'd make a smooth burger with.
"Oh god Stacy, DO NOT go in that bathroom, the toilet has the largest anus burger I have seen in my life in it."
"I'm not picking my dogs shit up! I don't care if you call the police, thats a fucking anus burger, I'm refuse to touch it, in fact, I can't even look at it anymore. How in the hell is my dogs shit that orange?"
"I'm not picking my dogs shit up! I don't care if you call the police, thats a fucking anus burger, I'm refuse to touch it, in fact, I can't even look at it anymore. How in the hell is my dogs shit that orange?"
Anus burger by Raychilldo February 16, 2010
Assburgers
Pronunciation of the word, “Asperger’s,” which is a high functioning form of Autism. People with it don’t usually notice social cues such as body language and tone of voice.
Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Assburgers by Uberlesbian August 27, 2018
Assburgers
1. Unlike its distantly related cousin and professionally recognized medical disease, Asperger's Syndrome, "assburgers" is when someone claims mental defect (that they probably don't even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term "assburgers" is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior.
2. Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.
2. Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.
Spooks making LiveJournal posts about how they have sex with their pets, act shocked when people turn them in to the FBI, and then feign mental defect as an excuse to make their behavior okay.
Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators.
Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s).
Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators.
Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s).
Assburgers by violated cucumber January 7, 2010