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A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the insertion of oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, broomsticks, fingers, penises, etc. are allowed entrance into this sacred area. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.

The anus is also known as the asshole, butthole, chocolate starfish, brown eyed willy and has many other slang terms for it.
<mndfreeze> mmmmm, anus is teh good!

Last night i was having sexual relations with my girlfriend, and i proceeded to insert my finger into her anus.
by px March 06, 2003
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Oh My GOD! What is that man doing to his anus?!
by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 16, 2003
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1. The rectal opening
2. Polite synonym for asshole
by Freakface_hammermead January 20, 2003
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Anu- A beautiful individual that can make others around her feel ohh so very good. I love that girl.
by yefim March 17, 2004
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sweet loving girl who listens to all your problems. often falls deep in love with unusual men/women
"HEY dont tel me ur probs... go tel anu!"

"u like THAT guy?? wow ur such an anu"
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bung hole, butt hole and booty hole, where poodie comes out and sometimes a few things go in!
Doctor: why are you here

Patient: because my anus itches and has grapes inside

Doctor: those are not grapes they are hemroids
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The location of the scientifically, worldly renowned black-hole. Scientist describe it as being a region of space-time from which gravity prevents anything, including light, from escaping. Theoretically, it can only be truly proven if one such brave scientist dare enter this nasty, devout of any such life organ, and become ultimately sucked into, and lost forever and become some other worldly turd life-form. And, unfortunately, in any such case, no records would have possibly been obtained through their putrefying dooms. So, if your penis, or one such protruding object of dare venture this encumbering vessel of unmatched stank, just remember, the pleasure you are probably encountering is most likely from an Alien race of the Anal variety.
My penis entered a black-hole(A.K.A Anus). It was quite nice.
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