| 57. | Anus Master | ||
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One who has mastered all things relating to the anus. Usually pertaining to one who knows how to stretch the anus to extreme limits. "Dude, did you hear about Gary?"
"No, what happened?" "He's a fifth degree anus master bro!" "Holy shit!" |
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| 58. | anus muncher | ||
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1.) One who munches anus. 2.) One who listens to gangster rap. See also, "anus munch." Ex. 1.) Yeah, I know that anus muncher.
Ex. 2.) SON: Dad, you've told me a million times that drugs and alcohol are bad... believe me, I understand. There won't be anything illegal or dangerous going on at this party tonight. Just trust me. FATHER: (sigh) Okay, son, I suppose it is time we let you start spending more time with your friends. But remember son, if you start drinking and doing drugs you'll end up an ass muncher, just like all those rappers you hear about in the news. |
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| 59. | Bronc-Anus | ||
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The feeling one gets when their asshole is stretched to excess by what is passing through it, either on the way out, or the way in. Characterized by a change in the walking motion of the sufferer, constant digging or checking in the ass, or if seated on a park bench or open car trunk, the actual anus hanging out CANDY: You ok, Cindy? You look like you're in pain...
CINDY: I ate a lot of popcorn when we saw CLASH OF THE TITANS and got constipated, so I just unleashed the Kraken and now I have a bronc-anus... DAMON: Mike, stop sitting on the trunk latch of your car. Your Bronc-Anus is hanging out. You have a lot of buttsex or something? MIKE: In prison such decisions aren't always yours to make... |
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| 60. | Anus soda | ||
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An Anus Soda is when you do a handstand and let someone else put a funnel into your anus and pour in soda. Then, you sit down, masterbate furiously, and before you have an orgasm, you open your anus and let all the soda drip down as you cum. Afterwards, someone else is to lick it all up and/or lather it into their genitals and skin. Beth: "Whats your favorite sexual activity?"
Rob: "I enjoy doing the Anus Soda so much." |
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| 61. | Week Anus | ||
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The name Weeks has been around for a long time, probable since caveman days. The memory span of a typical Weeks is 7 days. Many centuries ago using their well known Neanderthal talk one of their tribe, whilst hitting his wife with a club, descibed another tribe as " weaker an us". Over the years that has been shortened to Week anus
a name of which they are very proud. He likes his week anus.
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| 62. | Satan's Anus | ||
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Satan's Anus, I.E. The hottest place in the world. Hotter than hell itself. Bellefonte, Pa means Satans Anus in Gaelic. Also, refers to State College, Pa. And all of Happy Valley. Satan's Anus is where red necks need Vaseline on their wives faces so the knuckle sandwich's don't slip off.
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| 63. | Knife in the anus | ||
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A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass. by simply visualising a knife in an anus, a person would tend to administer a feeling of distaste, thus rendering this term useful A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops. A: Now that's a knife in the anus. |
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