When your doing anal with your girlfriend and you pull your "log" out and you've got shit all over it.
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017
Means something is chopped, stems fom man it's chopped like celerey, ants on a log homie. Ants on a log refers to a snack in which pieces of celery are cut into pieces and served with peanut butter and raisins on top. The celery symbolizing a log and the raisins ants. This use of the term however signifies that something is no longer going to be paid attention to, is over, is lost, essentially is chopped.
Yo are you still going to Germany for study abroad? Ants on a log dawg the financial aid didn't fall through.
by Omdepot February 17, 2010
A snack loved by some people which is made by putting peanut butter on celery and putting raisins or dried cranberries on the peanut butter
Boy: Nothing good to have for snack. probably I'll go into the refrigerator and have some ants on a log.
by Nikko May 1, 2005
As a special "treat" for your significant other. You smother your penis with peanut butter, then place a few raisins on key sensitive areas to be nibbled off. Dogs also love this treat.
by James, Dean & Joel August 9, 2006
1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."
by smcdon April 13, 2007
The best sexual position ever. The female lays on her back while three guys mount her. One guy sits on her and has sex with her vag, while one sits up and titty fucks her, and the last guy sits up and fucks her mouth.
"hey, what'd you do last night after you left the party?"
"Me, Jared, and Taylor, gave Sara the best ants on a log known to man-kind!"
"Me, Jared, and Taylor, gave Sara the best ants on a log known to man-kind!"
by taybaby da prince August 18, 2008
When a woman is preforming felatio on a man , the man removes his penis from her mouth. He then stacks deepfried Twinkies on his log-like penis. The woman precedes to devour all of the Twinkies with great speed, giving her severe diarrhea. The man then ejaculates into the pile of feces, and takes it in his right hand and procedes to hit the woman in the face.
by BSV October 13, 2015