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One who wizards the ass. That Brad is a huge asswizard.
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| 2. | asscaptain | ||
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1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind. 3. One who captains the ass. Brad should stop telling me what to do. I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.
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| 3. | asswizard | ||
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One who wizards the ass. That Brad sure is an asswizard.
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| 4. | asscaptain | ||
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1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind. 3. One who captains the ass. Brad should stop telling me what to do, I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.
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| 5. | douchebaggery | ||
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DOOSH'-bag''-er-ee'''
noun: An urge to defend, affirm, or reinforce either one's own maturity or one's own heterosexuality, if not both one's own maturity and heterosexuality. Douchebaggery (as pertaining to the reinforcing of one's heterosexuality) is most often found in heterosexual males or in the closet homosexuals. High-class or wealthy individuals, sometimes known to be preppy, or in some cases an emotionally ravished emo, may demonstrate this quality whereby reinforcing their own maturity. The in the closet homosexual was irritated by the douchebaggery of his guido friends around him, having to listen to and watch the guidos obsess over every attractive woman they see.
OR The douchebaggery of the emo kid caused all his peers to leave him and go to the theme park to have a good time. |
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| 6. | ifeminist | ||
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An ifeminist is a REAL feminist that does NOT:
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1. Turn to the government for help (unlike radical feminists) 2. Become a butch lesbian vegan hippie communist prude that hates men, and chastises one for being a heterosexual woman that likes men, looks pretty, and eats meat (unlike radical feminists) 3. Believe women are weak, helpless victims of patriarchy, and men are strong, powerful oppressors (unlike radical feminists) 4. Believe a "Big Bad Patriarchy" exists to systematically oppress women (unlike radical feminiss) 5. Turn horrible HUMAN problems like (for example) terrorism, war, rape and domestic violence into gender "women good, men bad" issues (unlike radical feminists) 6. Be intolerant of dissent from one's own political beliefs (umlike radical feminists) 7. By into fascist political correctness (unlike radical feminists) 8. Blindly agree with NOW, the Democratic Party, the Feminist Majority, Ms. Magazine, or any other PC leftist group or person on EVERY fucking issue without any knowledge on the issue in question (unlike radical feminists) 9. Believe guns, porn, etc. are inherently evil patriarchal tools of oppression (unlike radical feminiss) 10. Advocate hypocritical equality by preaching "tolerance" and then discuss how evil whites, heterosexuals, and/or men are (unlike radical feminists) 11. View well-thinking masculists as evil regressive enemies, not allies (unlike radical feminists) 12. Call capitalism oppressive patriarchal inequality and fasc... |
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| 7. | Monaghan | ||
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adj. The absolute highest degree of homosexuality, n. The absolute faggiest of anything. v. To act in a highly homosexual fashion. antonyms: heterosexual, not gay, not taking up the anus Man that queer is so gay he's a monaghan
Did you see what he was wearing, it was so Monaghanish. |
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