antonym of junk in the trunk; a female (or male) who is abnormally heavy in their bubbie region.

A popular Kurtism, used to describe geekish anger in a non-derogatory way. Also see geek anger.

An extravagant display of junk mail extolling the benefits of Viagra, hoodia and the Atkins Diet mixed in with an assortment of cheap corporate holiday e-cards, dating site registration forms, emails that if not sent kill you and ceaseless instalments of your varsity newsletter.

Exspamaganzas occur most often after prolonged vacations, hacking and the issuing of your email address to random, though often good-looking, promotions personnel.

A person, usually female, who lacks the appropriate amount of musculature in the gluteus maximus, i.e. (s)he has nor booty. Bastardization of "no ass at all". Although this word sounds like a medication for an ailment (perhaps this very one), it is used to describe the condition. Antonym: junk in the trunk or simply " J in the T"

Shinies - Slang
Modification of the adjective "Shiny," into a plural noun.

Shinies; see Bling, Treasure, Gold, Jewels.

Any number of valuable items.

refering to a man's parts, in comparison to fine china. Antonym of vagina

n. an extemely exhorbitant price demanded or paid