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is a polite way to say asshole
paul is an assmuffin
assmuffin by vishti November 30, 2006
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angstmuffin 

One who is very angsty but very cute while being angsty.

One who is so angsty that you want to hug him/her.

See also adorable.
"John is such an angstmuffin sometimes."

"Yeah, I know, you just want to give him a hug. He's so heart-wrenching."
angstmuffin by truthfulone December 10, 2003
A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.
Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.
assmuffin by Jon November 28, 2003
someone who has no boobs but a huge ass
guy 1: do you think shes hot?
guy 2: uhh, she gotta donk i guess.
guy 3: yeah she's a total assmuffin.
assmuffin by smellymellyhasabelly December 18, 2010
dry pieces of shit that accumulate on or around your sheets, comforter, or even boxer briefs
damn, I need to start wiping better, I had ass muffins all over the place!
assmuffin by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Assmuffing 

Stop talking, you assmuffing robot!!