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Joe got antiqued yesterday.
by k-dizzle February 22, 2004
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pouring white powder (baby powder) all over someone (preferably their face) and is most commonly done while the person is sleeping.
getting baby powder all over my bed was worth it when my friend woke up and realized she had just been antiqued.
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to grab your balls and put on somebody's face while they are asleep
I antiqued his ass and he woke up looking antique.
by Gilbert's cuz December 28, 2005
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