| 1. | Boerne | ||
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A tiny town in Texas near San Antonio that is of note for literally having no middle class. Everyone either works at the Wendy's or has a 4 million dollar home and is CEO of their own business.
Also of note for having one of the highest antique store to citizen ratios of any town in Northern America. Person 1: "I'm thinking of buying a home in Boerne."
Person 2: "Do you own anything jewel-encrusted?" Person 1: "No." Person 2: "Then Boerne isn't for you. Wendy's isn't hiring." |
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| 2. | Mount Horeb | ||
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A tiny ass town about 20 mi. west of Madison, Wisconsin its full of ultra religious hicks, stoners and normal hicks, and about 5% is somewhat tolerable. Most of the teachers at the high school are fucking stupid, along with the she-man vice-principal, in fact most of the people are fucking stupid. It is considered to have a good school district but that is only because statistics lie, and 98% of the people there are middle class White Christians, and the enter school district has 5 Jews and 10 black people. FFA, Future Farmers Association is by far the largest group there. It is also the Troll capital of the country and has about 10 wooden carved trolls around town along with an over abundance of antique shops and restaurants that change every year and a half. Mount Horeb is such a shitty place to live.
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| 3. | Mount Horeb | ||
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A tiny ass town about 20 mi. west of Madison, Wisconsin its full of ultra religious hicks, stoners and normal hicks, and about 5% is somewhat tolerable. Most of the teachers at the high school are fucking stupid, along with the she-man vice-principal, in fact most of the people are fucking stupid. It is considered to have a good school district but that is only because statistics lie, and 98% of the people there are middle class White Christians, and the enter school district has 5 Jews and 10 black people. FFA, Future Farmers Association is by far the largest group there. It is also the Troll capital of the country and has about 10 wooden carved trolls around town along with an over abundance of antique shops and restaurants that change every year and a half. Mount Horeb is such a shitty place to live.
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| 4. | ruinivation | ||
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To ruin while supposedly renovating an old item such as an antique or an old house. The ruinivation of the 1940s pristine bathroom was complete when Sam bought a new sink and plywood vanity at the local builder's supply store. He replaced the original, heavy, but authentic, porcelain pedestal sink, thereby ruinivating the bathroom.
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| 5. | frederick road | ||
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also known as the catonsville strip similar to ellicot city full of stores including a shop selling bongs and pipes, an antique store, bars, mcdonnalds, a liquor store, and 3 gas stations, etc... then comes the little catonsville paradise line the bridge between paradise and catonsville. it gets a little more dangerous over that side keep in mind this is still considered catonsville and there is some sketch parts and not good place to be at night. you gonna chill on frederick road with me today?
yeah why not lets go to that head shop and then chill at the liquor store but lets not go past the bridge to paradise its so white trash over there and its sketchy. |
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| 6. | Homo Depot | ||
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A generic reference to retail stores which gay men frequent, such as The Pottery Barn, Michael's, and all antique stores. Bruce and Lance always go shopping Saturday morning at the Homo Depot.
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| 7. | fauxtique | ||
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When something is cheaply constructed, made in china 3 months ago, but is "aged" to look like a real antique. These items are easy to purchase at pier one or other mid to lower end "import" stores. Colin: Hey did you see Dave's new place? He just got a bunch of stuff from that mall store that sells cheap imports.
Paul: I don't see why that guy thinks buying all those fauxtiques is gonna make his place look good. He has brass plated elephants for crying out loud. Colin: I know, its horrible. It looks like the best western "safari experience" theme hotel. |
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