almond milk is better for you then milk, accept it, it takes a little while to get used to, BUT AT LEAST IT DOESNT GIVE YOU DIABETES. to all of my friends...
milk, is stupid, look it up online, i dont feel like explaining everything to you
almond milk is better for you then milk.
Milk is Hope. Hope for midgets, like myself to grow taller.
milk = calcium
calcium = stronger bones
stronger bones = become taller
become taller = an end to dwarfism! =D
Skin Milk is what comes from a males penis during ejaculation.
She was begging for my skin milk all night long. so I gave it to her right in the face!
A German pastry, often filled with goat milk; another name for an anime girl from the show "Moldy Toe 6.274"
"I just bought a Fam-Fam!!"
"IS IT THE GOAT MILK FILLED KIND?!"
"OMG THAT FAM-FAM IS SO HOT"
"Ezekial, are you watchin Moldy Toe again?"
1. A Tracking Cookie is a cookie frequently found by your anti-virus scanner, it serves no other purpose to piss you off and waste your time.
1. Norton Anti-Virus has detected a Tracking Cookie.
You: "I DIDN'T BUY YOU TO FIND COOKIES PIECE OF SHIT"
A mumbled phrase that is quietly uttered by someone displaying semi-humourous mild displeasure or minor annoyance.
Probably inspired by animated dog anti-hero Muttley. His annoyance at never being awarded a medal in Catch The Pigeon was displayed by a similar sulky outburst.
Nap: "Morning gorgeous, do you fancy coffee in bed?
Jo: "Awww good shit babe - that'd be super-spunky! Waaah - I've got no milk though!
Nap: "No probs honey, I'll nip out and pick some up from the shop... schnickenrickenfracken..."
A dirty pint taken to the next level, Timmy is traditionally created by mixing any and all drinks at a party into a large plastic bucket creating a foul concoction with at least two inches of light brown foam on top.
Timmy is traditionally drunk with a ladle passed anti-clockwise around the bucket. First time drinkers are termed Timmy Virgins.
A true Timmy has to be created in a bucket that has previously contained some sort of foul domestic cleaning liquid.
The addition of milk of magnesia to a mainly Guinness and Archers based mix will make this Timmy the stuff of legend.