Preppy girl: Hey Craig!
Preppy girl: Craig is soooo hot!
Preppy friend: Omgz, you're soooo totally right
Nearby anti-jock: Wtf? Get a life you mindless loser
Another nearby anti-jock: Sheep.
Go Jock Haters!!!! God Bless Freedom!!!!
Anti-Jock: Make me. Regardless of how this turns out, you are still a force for evil!
Stupid Jock: (stupidly) Huh?
2. Bitter curmudgeons, who are angered by the lack of their own athletic abilities, that piss and moan about jocks.
3. People who think they are cool and original by hating the popular clique simply because of their double standards and hypocritical exclusive mindsets.
2. "Stupid Jocks! They shouldn't do anything! Now I'm going to write shitty poetry on my blog about death and desolation because I am too damn narrow minded to actually reason like a human being! STOP SUFFOCATING MY CREATIVITY!"
3. "AsLwTfOmGlOlRoFlMaO1!1! , gUd,ChArLuT , n , SiMpL , pLaN , n , YeLlOw , CrD , n , EvRy , OtHr , DiMe , a , DoZn , PeEs , Ov , ShIt , BaNd , ThT , mTv , ReGrGiTaTs , N , fOrS , fEeDz , DoWn , R , ThRoAtS , rAwKs , MaH , sOks , N , r , SoO , pUnX1!1!"