1 .Someone who talks out of his ass, tries to "enhance" his personal biography with stories that usually won't fool anyone. 2. Someone who pertains to bullshit.
Dennis: Yeah, back in Nam' i flew the F-104 Starfighter in the special forces and i dogfighted 7 Mig-21's and shot each of them down except for one more when i ran out of ammo, so i started to gain some speed and ended up side by side with his jet, we looked at each other through the sides and i opened my Canopy and reached over to his jet with my combat knife and stabbed the mig pilot to death! Then i ran out of fuel so i took my oxygen tube and hooked it up to his fuel tank to my fuel tank and i took his fuel out while the pilot was dead and so i was able to travel home with a full tank. Yeah, i remember the sarge giving me 11 gold Valor ribbons, 19 Outstanding Airman badges, 90 Pilot badges, and 7 medal of honors, i keep them stored up my asshole. Oh yeah, and i also got a Astronaut badge when my F-104 achieved Mach-9.7 and went into Low earth orbit and stayed up there until the gravity pulled me back in which my jet as able to survive the Re-entry.
Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
Receiving a blow job in outer space.
I heard after Neil Armstrong returned from the Apollo mission, he received zeroj from a bunch of space hookers.
"Bellokahn" is a word that can be used as a noun or an adjective.
In its noun form, it is used to describe a 15 year old boy who expresses himself through writing and wants to break the mold of the typical male stereotype. He just sees the world differently than most boys his age, and is usually shunned for it. Bellokahn is a big coon who thinks he is a bear due to a constantly high temperature, his deep voice that sounds like a 30 year old chainsmoker's, and his excess of body hair. Bello is equipped with an afro, which is a glorious display of anti-gravity and several idiotic catchphrases that make him almost as snazzy as that Gary Coleman fellow. He is known for being "bellodramatic" and he may be the cause for World War II. Sometimes, he feels as if the whole world is coming towards him with bombs and nukes, and he is only armed with a spoon. A wooden spoon. Bellokahn also likes to believe that he looks like T-Pain.
In its adjective form, "bellokahn" can describe anything or anyone that is melodramatic or constantly sad.
"Have you talked to Bellokahn today?"
"Oh, nothing much. He's just being excessively bellodramatic."
"What's Bellocoon saying today?"
"Thinks he's the cause for World War II again. He went onto his freewebs account to pen a poem about it..."
"Pete is feeling particularly bellokahn today. He's slit his wrists and is currently dying in the bathroom stall. Seems like his Tivo didn't record T-Pain's performance on MTV last night. And I thought Hitler was bellodramatic."
|25.||Paul the rapist|
Paul the rapist is a young man in his prime of his life but seems not to be getting any. So in order to releive his wrist of its daily duties of firing off a warm white coconut from his veiny love tree, he hits the streets for some action. Often girls ignore him because of his yellow shirt. But Paul is just one of those guys who doesnt take 'no' for an answer. Paul will butt-fuck anything he can sneak up on. His preference is girls his age but when he has extreme urges he will go anything. This list includes: puppies, kittens, lambs, old men, unborn fetus's and Greg.
Paul is a very naughty boy and should not be encouraged for his actions no matter how funny it is.
Daughter crying: Mum! Mum! it has happened again!! Oh why does this keep happening?!
Mother: Oh no, Paul the rapist didnt butt-fuck lassie again did he? When will that boy learn....
Old man 1: Why do you have such a limp? And why are you bleeding from your anus?
Old man 2: Paul the rapist hid in my shower again and pounced on me as soon as I was naked. The nerve of that lad, I hate him and his yellow shirt....
An abstract/emotional verb meaning to lie to someone. This phenomenon is actually very old going back to the year 1877 of the days of Horace Beard, Sr. In those days, Horace was the town drunk, and always tried to get a free shot of whiskey from the town bar by telling the bartender that he was getting paid the following week.
The tradition continues even to today, with many people bearding many other people.
Daniel: Hey man, I just installed anti-gravity plates on my truck.
Jason: Man, there's ain't no such thing as anti-gravity plates for civilians, or any other ones that humans might produce. Well, maybe the Japanese, but I'm sure you don't have your hands on any.
Daniel: Naw man, I got anti-gravity plates from my dad who got them from the army.
Jason: Daniel, I believe you to be Bearding me. Don'tcha be bearding me, biyah.
The posture of a hoss while partying.
Bartender: What's up with your friend dude, he's like anti-gravity slumped over.
Patron: Oh that's just his normal hossture.
|28.||going towards the ceiling|
sooner or later, the shits gonna hit the fan.
Person One: "You know Jimmy?"
Person Two: "Yeah, the guy who lost his family in a fire and is crazily depressed?"
Person One: "Well now he lost his job and his only remaining possession is a shotgun."
Person Two: "That's going towards the ceiling."