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50. yellow pill
percocet 10 mg. because its yellow and a pill. can also be the anti anxiety pill know as Klonopin (clonazepam). Xanax is not an anti-depressant.
A: you want this yellow pill, 5 bucks
B: whats that?
A: Percocet.
B: HELL YEAH!
51. budeprion xl
A generic version of Wellbutrin XL. That is an anti-depressant, that releases dopamine and norepenephrine.
budeprion xl makes me haapppyyy
52. Condomitis Interruptus
Definition 1:

Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus.

Definition 2:

Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Definition 3:

Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe.

Definition 4:

Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber.
"Shit, babe. You lost your hard-on again? Hey - I'm all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but I'm sick of this recurring Condomitis Interruptus."

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"Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass."
53. relax drank
an "anti energy drink"

it looks like an energy drink from the fancy can and such.

drink two without knowing what it is and call me in the morning because regardless of the time, you're going to bed.

contains: melatonin, rose hips, Valerian root.

based on "purple stuff, purple drank, sizzurp"
with all these legal stimulants in our society: coffee, energy drink, energy pills, soft drinks, relax drank is the only legal depressant.
54. Rinki
A miracle of nature, never seen or witnessed before. Like a shooting star... lighting up people's lives and and an event that is never forgotten. A perfect blend of inner and outer beauty, spirituality, faith, confidence, love, happiness and all that's good in this world. A human anti-depressant. Loves and lives for family and friends. Too much of Rinki could cause withdrawal symptoms when not with her. Don't say you weren't warned.
Everyone needs a Rinki in their life!
55. cat
hat, anti-depressant, napkin, foot stool, exterminator, form of entertainment, toupee.

lovable, clever creatures.
me: since when has dale had hair?
you: maybe he is using rogaine.
me:DALE YOUR HAIR LOOKS NICE!
dale: it's a cat, but thanks.
56. Philip
The epitome of sad, pathetic, lonely and bread loving.

Used as a potent anti-depressant.
Person A : "My girlfriend went lesbian, and my grandmother died, my life is over!"

Person A's Jenkins : "At least you're not Philip."
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