| 1. | anti-STD | ||
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1. Condome
2. A person who gets checked for STD's in-between relationships. Jeff G. is an anti-STD. He is celibate right now. After he is celibate for 3 months, he'll get tested.
Why wait 3 months? It takes 3 months for most STD's to be detectable. If you just caught an STD yesterday, and get tested today, the test will say you are clean, even though you are not. |
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| 2. | STD | ||
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'Story Teller's Discretion'.
This phrase indicates the Story Teller (or DM, or GM, depending on what game one is playing) decides to make reality shift in a particular way. Often-times done in order to make the story develop in a particular manner. 1. Upon reaching the anti-climactic 'Final Encounter' of a long and drawn out quest for the artifact needed to enter the Bastion of Broken souls (A fragment of the soul totem), Fighter: The human fighter rolled three natural twenties in a row, which resulted in the untimely (one-round-kill) demise of the fallen god.
However, in order to promote the challenge of this encounter, the DM decides to use an STD to allow a centuries old Contingency heal to revive the poor fellow, at full hitpoints, and rather angry at having been slain in such a way. Then a 'true' fight ensued. 2. Thor throwing his famed hammer Mjollnir(Molniya) at a Werewolf in D&D Edition 3.5, and deciding not to remove the 10 damage which would be removed, since the hammer isn't made of silver. This STD though perhaps un-needed (the werewolf would likely die from the modified damage) makes sense, since even though it's not a silver weapon perse; when Thor throws his hammer, he means business, and that 10 damage shouldn't be reduced because it's not made of silver. |
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| 3. | rochester | ||
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The city with the highest rate of gonorrhea in the United States. Wonderful. Things to pack when going on a trip to Rochester: a snow shovel and anti-STD spray.
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| 4. | anti-poon tactic | ||
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Any action that hinders or delays the receiving of poon. Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man. Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic. Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic. |
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| 5. | Adam and Karly | ||
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Adam and Karly are a perfect match that close friends say was made at the free clinic due to the fact that both have visited often enough that the worlds A.I.D.S. organization has dedicated a special room in every clinic in their home town especially for them. It has stainless steel walls, floors, and cielings, made for the high tech super dose that only they so far have needed because of the many deceases that only they have gotten. Once inside the high pressure nozzles spray a top secret anti-everything cure all that sprays from the many well placed jets, cleansing them and the hundreds of potential victims that both have sex with on a weekly basis, thereby freeing the USA of life threatening STD's, keeping safe not only the sluts and whores, but also all barnyard animals. more...
" Karly even though you gave me my first 100 STD's, I will love you and all your many sexual conquests till the day we die of AIDS, and hereby swear to lick out as much man and animal spunk from your rotten vagina forever as we live and all I ever want to do is always smell the stench that tells me you are near no matter how far away you may be and I will always call you by your pet name, Rosy Rotten crotch !!! " " And Adam, I Karly, swear that no matter how much semen I may swallow, it will always be your seed that I will forever savor !! " yusra |
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| 6. | de-anti-thinkingsomeoneishotcuzshehasalotofstds-ification | ||
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the process of realizing a girl is not good looking because of the dirty men that have been inside of her vaginal canal before Mitchell: dude that girl is hot...
Connor: dude she went out with that dirtball you need to use the de-anti-thinkingsomeoneishotcuzshehasalotofstds-ification process |
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| 7. | Safe Sex | ||
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Safe sex is in the palm of your hand. Masturbate you idiot if your that concerned about STD's or pregnancy. Its the safest safe sex you'll ever have
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