| 1. | Anti-Prep | ||
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Okay, anti-preps hate the preps because theyre in their little group and their snobby and theyre all teh same right? HeLlO! Anti-preps are in THEIR little group and THEY all look the same with their little AntiCrombie shirts and stuff, and EVEN more obvious is that they are obviously snobby because they HATE preps for no apparent reason! Maybe a prep was rude to you once..get over it! Anti-Preps think theyre mature and better than the little cliques because they do what they want to do , well reality check most ALL people do what they wanna do as for the preps, they WANT to dress that way, the goths also. The Anti-Preps are a sad little group of social rejects who want people to think they WANT to be this way when really theyre like this because no one likes them! But HEY ANTIPREPS--keep thinkin that your cool because you 'live your life the way you want to' obviously your the only people in the WHOLE world that do that...riiight! Anti-Prep::i hate preps, they are so rich and dress so good and have SO many friends! Man if they would be friends with me i wouldnt have to act like such a *LOSER* i pretend i dont like them when really i wish i WAS them!
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| 2. | threl | ||
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a rich person who wears k-swiss shoes all the time. Hey look at my man with his Y-3 top on an his k-swiss hes threl him.
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| 3. | iSchmuck | ||
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1.) A technologically incompetent person who has all of the latest technological gadgets, but has no idea how to operate them (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry, PDA, computer, GPS, etc.)
2.) A person who has no idea how to operate their iPhone. 3.) An anti-geek. Example - "A guy at work just bought a MacBook Pro the other day, and asked me to help him install Microsoft Office. He said that every time he ran the setup nothing would happen. That iSchmuck bought the Windows version, and was trying to install it in Mac OS X!"
Example - "Did you hear about the "I Am Rich" app for the iPhone? For almost a $1000, you get a gem that pops up on the screen, declaring "I Am Rich." Only an iSchmuck would buy something like that." |
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| 4. | Obama Hangover | ||
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2. Once the shine of a good speech from 4 years wears away and you realize that all you have in front of you is an empty suit. i.e.: Aregular guy who was taken, before he even knew he was poor to the most exclusive schools in the world; who calls himself black but was raised by white mother and grandparents after two black fathers abandoned him, who DID NOT vote against the war in Iraq because he was a state rep from Chicago at the time NOT Senator, that has not laid out one single policy or plan of action besides "hope and change we can believe in" and who is the truest example of The Affirmative Action President.
b. Realizing theres no chance he would be where he was if it wasnt for his skin color but having to hear some idiot hold on to the old adage that somehow being black hurts you in this country when every single federal program/pop culture/teaching in academia is bent to be Pro Black Anti White and will yell out that his skin color actually hurt him. Yeah, Hate Crimes, I know all those gangbangers in Compton are terrified of a bunch of lacrosse players from La Jolla coming down and kicking ass. Barack Hussein Obama is his name, its not an insult, its HIS NAME> My God, if I have to watch one more Obama supporter spew on about hope or change one more time with absolutely no concrete plan backing it up and only being seduced by the man's speaking style I will honestly start calling America: "Germany 1931"
Also, if I have to hear one more rich white person talk about "hope" or "change" I will puke. What in the world are you hoping to change? The way its been going so far has worked out great for you. Ugh, I have an Obama Hangover. |
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| 5. | stellar poor | ||
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(adj.) used to describe someone who dresses rich but is actually poor. Person 1: "yo, have you seen Ricky's new shooez mann!"
person 2: "yeah, they're dope as hell, but everyone knows that ricky's stellar poor." |
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| 6. | Job Creator | ||
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A creative euphemism used to describe the elite business executive, investment banker or otherwise disgustingly rich person; a type of creature which might possibly spend additional revenue created by tax breaks on slave labor in India or China, but will most likely utilize the money to give other business executives absurdly large bonuses and buy yachts made out of solid gold. Studies have shown that for every $1,000,000 that “job creators” receive in tax breaks, approximately 75¢ is re-invested into the American economy, usually in the form of a larger than usual tip to a valet driver. Many lower and middle class Americans with weak intellects will tend to throw this term around (usually in all capital letters “don’t tax the JARB CREATORS, it’s CLASS WARFARE derp derp!”) because they have no concept of macroeconomics other than one-line catch-phrases that are fed to them via Fox news. Their blind support of socio-economic and political practices which have led to all-time low tax rates for "job creators", unprecedented deregulation, and the corruption of what was once a great political system are in fact the very cause of companies like ENRON, millions of mortgage foreclosures and the collapse of the American economy. Middle-class American1: “It’s not fair to tax the job creators, it will hurt the economy”
Middle-class American2: “Actually, tax rates for “job creators” are at all-time lows and are largely to blame for the poor state of the economy. If you think that you will personally benefit by taking over their tax burden, you must be daft.” Middle-class American1: “Stupid anti-american hippy protesters should get jobs. If they want more money they need to work hard for it, like job creators do.” Middle-class American2: “Actually, the reason they’re angry is because it’s becoming harder and harder to gain wealth through hard work. In the past 10 years, wages for jobs involving hard work have been stagnant, while shuffling money and securities around has become incredibly profitable. Rather than working hard, a much more effective way to become wealthy these days is by defrauding people through bogus companies like ENRON, or by bundling sub-prime mortgages into credit derivatives and short-selling them on the NY stock exchange. In these ways, you can absorb the retirement savings of people who have worked hard for their whole lives without doing anything of value to society yourself. Meanwhile, millions of mis-informed Americans whose retirement savings you took will actually refer to you as a “job creator”. “ |
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| 7. | pseudo-conservative | ||
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A person who claims to be guided by and a follower of conservative ideals and principals, but in reality is primarily and mostly just the opposite. While they may take a conservative stance on a few periphery issues, and even speak in conservative terms and espouse conservative ideas, they are in reality individuals who at their core are functionally anti-conservative. A good reference group to look at that exemplifies pseudo-conservatism is the neocons. Neocons more often than not espouse ideas such as being "pro-life", pro-Constitution, pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-liberty, and pro-democracy. They will also espouse the idea of "smaller government". However in reality, the policies they support and implement are in direct contrast and conflict with those positions. A good reference group to look at that exemplifies pseudo-conservatism is the neocons. Neocons more often than not espouse ideas such as being "pro-life", pro-Constitution, pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-liberty, and pro-democracy, and also espouse the idea of smaller and more limited government. However in reality, the policies they support and implement are in direct contrast, opposition, and conflict with those positions.
A few of many notable examples of pseudo-conservative neocons are... George H.W. Bush George W. Bush Dick Chaney Mitt Romney Rich Santorum Newt Gingrich Michele Bachmann Sean Hannity Mark Levin Bill O'Reilly |
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