| 1. | Anti-Hipster | ||
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Often mistaken as a hipster, but actually the complete opposite. Anti-hipsters can be difficult to describe because unlike an actual hipster, they do not have definite characteristics. An anti-hipster may have heard the term hipster before, but being unfarmiliar with labels, they wouldn't know what a hipster actually is or how to spot one. While hipsters are actually very unoriginal while claiming to be so very original, every anti-hipster is completely different from another. A hipster shops at Urban Outfitters, an anti-hipster gets their clothes from a number of places. They may make them, find them, steal them, or just buy them from any store they please, because they are not concerned with labels, which actually means they arent anti-hipsters. They probably arent anything. Usually spotted with a group of almost-hipsters or by themselves, the anti-hipster is a rare sighting. more...
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| 2. | Pretentious Anti-Hipster | ||
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A person who is so hip that they reject the social label of "hipster". By labeling themselves anti-hipster, they attempt to impress other hipsters by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed. Dude, Drew is such a pretentious anti-hipster.
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| 3. | anti-hipster hipster | ||
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someone who goes against being a hipster, but inadvertently acts like a hipster. "Did you bookmark that webstie?"
"No, that's so mainstream. I just remember them." "Anti-hipster hipster" |
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| 4. | anti- hipster hipster | ||
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An individual who is so hipster that being a hipster would be too mainstream. Also, any person who is seen as a so-called hipster by the outside world, but rejects the term hipster. "Hey! You wear thrift store clothing; you must be a hipster."
"Nah, thats too mainstream for me." "Ah. You're an anti- hipster hipster." |
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| 5. | anti-anti-hipster | ||
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a person who has an antagonistic perspective towards people who have an antagonistic perspective of the qualities or people who are associated with hipsterdom, i.e, a subculture, lifestyle or perspective that values the obscure and the ironic; and fetishizes the authentic. someone who is against or hates on people who are hating on other people who are trying to be original by surrounding themselves with obscure or ironic things. I must be an anti-anti-hipster because I am so sick of all of these people hating on hipsters
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| 6. | Hipster | ||
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Human beings incapable of critical thinking. They think they are different than the rest of society, yet they are all the same. They dress the same, and think the same. They think they are unique individuals who express it through art, but they all have no talent and make stuff that 5 year olds can make. They say us normal joes are sheeple, but the truth is they are the real sheeple.
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Hipsters enjoy telling others how different they are from other hipsters. For example: "oh those guys aren't real punk, they are trust fund punk assholes and aren't working class. Damn hipsters!" They also like pretending they are poor as stated in my quote. They don't like their parents because living in a nice suburbs is bad to them, and having lots of money isn't fun. They are the main cause of gentrification. They think they're progressive and open minded. They want to show how progressive and open minded they are by going into poor neighborhoods and running the poor people out of there. They end up driving the poor folks out of there, and they'll laugh about it because it's ironic. I pray to God (the one of the judeo-christian tradition you hipsters hate) that the hipster plague will be over soon. Perform performance art on them by getting a post-punk-egyptian-emo CD, cut them up with it, and beat them with those thick noam chomsky books. They'll like it because it's ironic. If you want your kids to not be hipsters, make sure to beat them when they need to, make sure they maj... |
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| 7. | Hipster | ||
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People from the age of 15 to 30 who belive they are cooler than everyone else. Dismisses things that have become a bit mainstream like The Killers or The Shins not because they think there bad, but because other people like them.
Now a days there are two types of hipsters. 1. Emoish kids who allways wear black and bright, neon coloured clothes that they have both and then cut up them selfs.Have funny haircuts in either really whitish blond,black or neon colours or all three. Often listens to heavy metal, so called emo music or japanese rock. They also used to listen to Tokio Hotel. 2. Buys most clothes at thift stores and dresse in skinny jeans, t-shirts or tight plad shirts. If you talk about a band to them they will either know about it or pretend to know about it. Arrogant over other people. Note: If you wear Bob Dylan t-shirt and skinny jeans and think tahat most of the post about hipster resebels you but you still like The Shins you are not a hipster, just a person. Examle:
1.Non-hipster: The Killers are great. Hipster: No, everybody likes them, they are so unoriginal. |
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