| 1. | anti-celebration | ||
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The shouting, swearing and general annoyance when your sports team concedes. Always a lot more fun when alcohol is involved. When an anti-celebration will occur:
Opposition score *Screaming at the top of your voice, whilst flailing your arms* "For fucks sake, you useless set of cunts; the Jews performed better in WWII" |
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| 2. | Anti-versary | ||
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The first anniversary from breaking up with an asshole where you go out and party. "Today is my my one-year anti-versary of being away from that dick ex-husband of mine. Let's go celebrate."
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| 3. | explodiate | ||
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A Kibological explosion. A big kaboom. My 4th of july celebration caused the truck to explodiate.
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| 4. | Amway Christian | ||
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Amway Christian is fundamentalist Christian who has forgotten the original message of Jesus Christ- to help the less fortunate. Amway Christians subvert the message to instead become a celebration of how rich Jesus has made them. Socially conservative Christians who utilize multi-level marketing, akin to Amway Corporation, combining Christianity and capitalism without seeing the contradiction.
"This Church parking lot is full of Mercedes and Lexuses.
The Amway Christians must be having their bible study meeting." |
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| 5. | 502 | ||
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The anti 4:20. A group of people ranging from rednecks to business types all coming together for the art of getting intoxicated. You chicken fuckers comin' to the 502 celebration next weekend?
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| 6. | Chrisma-Hanu-Kwanz-ica | ||
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The joint celebration of Christmas, Hanukah, and Kwanzaa I'm tired of saying happy holidays, that's generic and gay....so Merry Chrisma-Hanu-Kwanz-ica and Happy New Year!!
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| 7. | feastivity | ||
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A combination of the words "feast" and "festivity." A celebration which involves plenty of eating. (Plural is feastivities.) Thanksgiving is the most-popular feastivity in the entire year.
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