Humans are actually technologically advanced teletubbies from the future, brought here by time travelers. We have lost the antennas on our heads due to the development of the DVD and television OUTSIDE of our body. We have also gained higher intelligence, deeper voices and better speech quality through Rosetta-Stone, brought to the teletubbies time by Marty McFly. Teletubbies come from a place latter known as teletubbyland. Teletubbyland land is a very green, lush, and thriving country, currently known as Afghanistan.
Marty McFly: Hey Tubby, I'm your distant relative, I'm one of the humans!
Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!
Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?
McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*
Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!
A slang term for Amateur Radio. Generally speaking, "Hams" are older men (50 years+) with limited social skills and are generally viewed as misfits
Dude, who is that strange old man living on the corner with all the weird antennas? Oh, that fat one? he's a Ham Radio Operator
a man who drives a huge truck with bull nuts on teh back and huge antennas. he wears cowboy boots and cowboy hats and thinks he is tougher than nails. he chews tabacco and rides horses.
Mitch: Did you see that guy driving that huge truck and chewing tabacco?
Nic: Yeah, what a tecker!
A male or female who actively engages in pursuing females of the "chola" breed for mating and/or dating. A chola can be noticed by their thin, unnatural sharpie-drawn eyebrows that arch like antennas, long black hair that has been curled beyond recognition, muffin tops that make even the people of Wal-Mart want to hurl, long fake fingernails (usually with glued-on designs), and deep red lipstick that looks pink when it's lip-lined by the deepest shade of brown-red you have ever seen. Most cholas also can be spotted with ungodly layers of makeup, usually around the eye area.
Chola chasers can be spotted by their dirty appearance and odd demeanor. Most chola chasers are cholas or cholos themselves. But the remainder of them usually bear the same characteristics described in a chola.
"That guy is such a chola chaser! I mean, look at the way he watches that girl's muffin top bounce while he licks his lips!"
Derrison is the phenomena whereby the neural activities of the human body are damaged by electromagnetic waves or electromagnetic radiation (EMR) at microwave frequencies. A controversial term, as it refers to thousands of valid scientific studies that telecommunications industry refuses to acknowledge as valid, due to their weighing of economic harm as more important than biological harm. Microwave emissions can disrupt the blood brain barrier, cause calcium efflux from the neurones, alter neurotransmitter functions and disrupt DNA, leading to double strand breakages.
Etymology: "Derangement" + "Garrison"; being the disruption or damage of the defences "garrison" of the brain and central nervous system more generally.
Wordsmith and reporter Serene Branson coined the term "Derrison" at a live 2011 Grammys presentation, illustrating how lobe patterns from mobile television antennas operating at microwave frequencies can disrupt the top-down verbal processing segments of brain function.
To repair something to a "useable" state (as opposed to properly repairing) through the use of wire, bailing twine, duct tape, coat hangers, or similar items commonly found in a junk drawer or in the trunk of a '74 Coupe DeVille. This is a politically correct version of other, more derrogatory slang.
Fool, antennas is only 1.00 at Radio Shack. Why you gotta go and minority rig it with a coat hanger and some duct tape?
Any excessive amount of useless stuff on a person place or thing. I.E. a bunch of SLAP CHOP!!
A truck driving down the road with 2 grill guards, 5 antennas, 22 lights and a stuffed animal attached to the front... look at all that slap chop on the truck.
A black girl with way to big of nails and multiple sets of gold hoops on that match all 6 necklaces...damn that chick is wearing a lot of slap chop.
A truck full of mexicans.... truck full of slap chop.