Humans are actually technologically advanced teletubbies from the future, brought here by time travelers. We have lost the antennas on our heads due to the development of the DVD and television OUTSIDE of our body. We have also gained higher intelligence, deeper voices and better speech quality through Rosetta-Stone, brought to the teletubbies time by Marty McFly. Teletubbies come from a place latter known as teletubbyland. Teletubbyland land is a very green, lush, and thriving country, currently known as Afghanistan.

A slang term for Amateur Radio. Generally speaking, "Hams" are older men (50 years+) with limited social skills and are generally viewed as misfits

a man who drives a huge truck with bull nuts on teh back and huge antennas. he wears cowboy boots and cowboy hats and thinks he is tougher than nails. he chews tabacco and rides horses.

A male or female who actively engages in pursuing females of the "chola" breed for mating and/or dating. A chola can be noticed by their thin, unnatural sharpie-drawn eyebrows that arch like antennas, long black hair that has been curled beyond recognition, muffin tops that make even the people of Wal-Mart want to hurl, long fake fingernails (usually with glued-on designs), and deep red lipstick that looks pink when it's lip-lined by the deepest shade of brown-red you have ever seen. Most cholas also can be spotted with ungodly layers of makeup, usually around the eye area.

Chola chasers can be spotted by their dirty appearance and odd demeanor. Most chola chasers are cholas or cholos themselves. But the remainder of them usually bear the same characteristics described in a chola.

Derrison is the phenomena whereby the neural activities of the human body are damaged by electromagnetic waves or electromagnetic radiation (EMR) at microwave frequencies. A controversial term, as it refers to thousands of valid scientific studies that telecommunications industry refuses to acknowledge as valid, due to their weighing of economic harm as more important than biological harm. Microwave emissions can disrupt the blood brain barrier, cause calcium efflux from the neurones, alter neurotransmitter functions and disrupt DNA, leading to double strand breakages.

Etymology: "Derangement" + "Garrison"; being the disruption or damage of the defences "garrison" of the brain and central nervous system more generally.

To repair something to a "useable" state (as opposed to properly repairing) through the use of wire, bailing twine, duct tape, coat hangers, or similar items commonly found in a junk drawer or in the trunk of a '74 Coupe DeVille. This is a politically correct version of other, more derrogatory slang.

Any excessive amount of useless stuff on a person place or thing. I.E. a bunch of SLAP CHOP!!