This is a conjunction of two words.
The 1st word has been a crowd favorite for years and comes from the old English criminal act - acronym for Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge (F.U.C.K.). Since it has morphed into a word to be used in limiltess applications including the word fouche.
The second word is douche coming from the feminine hygene product (the douche bag) used to clean out a stincky hooha. Recently it has been used in context to describe anything from nasty breath to rude rappers that intrupt award shows to infuse their meaningless personal opinions.
When the pairing has been made then the applications are limitless, very similair to the word fugly, but so much more. Take it for a test run and use it freely. You will find its application easy to use and fitting in a wide verity of topics. Have fun kids! make sure to comment freely and often!
George Bush=Fouche (the purest form of the defination)
I was walking into the convience store when I saw this fouche slap his girl. Then I saw her crank back and deliver a nasty haymaker to his fouche ass, and knock him right into the rack on ding dongs and twinkies.
Fucking Douche Douche Dag Ass Clown Ass Dick fuckstick donkey snapperhead bitchlips
(1) The shit-stained orifice situated between the two halves of the gluteus maximus muscle. Its primary function is biological elimination, but humans occasionally abuse it for sodomy purposes.
(2) A human being, usually male, subjectively deemed to exemplify traits of the anatomic equivalent, usually due to obvious character flaws that cause emotional distress in others, or unprovoked aggressive behavior.
(3) The male equivalent of a "bitch," when "bitch" describes a woman displaying unwarranted aggressive behavior.
(1) "I took such a big dump that my asshole hurts."
"Due to the relatively weak structure of the asshole's surrounding tissues in comparison to the vagina, HIV is sometimes thought erroneously to be more contagious via anal sex."
(2) "You're such an asshole for telling that old lady to fuck herself."
"My ex-boyfriend is such an asshole, calling me 10 times a day."
(3) ::After nearly getting in a barfight:: "Let's get out of here, you don't have to deal with these assholes."
Undefinable business errors
If your computer doesn’t run fast enough, turn it off ‘til it does.
We don’t allow customer abuse that we don’t originate.
Only 95% of our members have better customer service. That is why we will train you.
Fraud will be measured by profitability.
Only former members complain. The rest haven’t reached that point.
The best way to collect on an overdue account is to stop that account from making money until they pay. This is especially important if they don’t have any money because they are not likely to send it.
We improved customer service by adding polite introductions to irrelevant canned responses.
A satisfied customer is one who gives up.
We change practices every time we are forced by law to do so.
WELCOME TO EBAY – Let the chaos begin.
Indifference reduces worry.
When you have no competition you are always state-of-the-art.
We are the best at what we do and nobody else is us.
Customer service is all we expect from our customers.
We enable you to make money for us.
It was innovation that enabled our complacency.
Inefficiency can be overcome by raising prices.
Wherever there is disease there is eBay. We have no boundaries.
If there is any way we can help you, let us know. We don’t have a clue.
Contact Customer Support and we will make matters worse for you. That is what makes eBay so special.
Everyone in our company is empowered to do what we say and we are a computer program.
The secret to our success is to keep the same stuff mov...
A druggie, a not sane person, an idiot, a person who punishes another person unfairly
Teacher: Go to the office
Student: Thats not fair, you're a tweaker!
Tommy: Hey, Joe, look at John today, he's like high or something!
Joe: Man, he must be a tweaker!
Crazy guy: Look at the flying donuts!
Insane asylum guard: My god, he is crazy!
Insane asylum guard 2: Man, he's a tweaker!
1. A person who, from an objective collective social viewpoint, simply doesn't cut it.
2. Someone or something that defies being taken seriously.
3. A self-confident source of embarrassment for everybody.
4. An everyday inconvenience.
That Sting is such a nard these days.
mariah soto means an annoying bitch who loves to have fun but she comes off as a whore to those who are jealuos.
my friend was acting like a mariah soto today when i saw her hanging with all my guy friends.
A wonderful, happy boy that can be a handful... He smiles a lot and all the girls love him. He has hazel eyes and a personality to die for. He is a great son and person. He is very athletic.