Harry Anslinger 

Every stoner's worst nightmare. As the first drug czar, he came up with much of the propaganda bullshit against marijuana that still exists to this day (and believed by some ignorants to be true), and single handedly bequeathed most of the Gestapo-like policies of the DEA.

Harry Anslinger is resposible for all the retarded durg policies in the United States (and probably the whole fucking world). I'm sure do glad he's fucking dead. Fuck him.

Harry Anslinger by Dude of Life April 30, 2008

Assfinger 

The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.

A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.

Assfinger by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009

Manslinger 

A "Manslinger" is a woman who dates/sleeps with many men, she's in control, she calls the shots, and she walks when she wants to (which is frequently). A Manslinger doesn't cling. She leaves the boys breathless and hanging, and it never takes long....her motto is "When you gotta go, you gotta go," and makes no apologies.

"That Manslinger's got the attention span of a gnat when it comes to the dick in her life. Just when a guy starts to get comfortable ... BAM! They're gone!"

Manslinger by Gatosgirl February 10, 2010

assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.

Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.

assfinger noogie by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017

assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.

assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.

assfingers by assFACE November 15, 2004

assfingers

Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.

"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"

assfingers by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009

anazinger 

Used to describe amazing books

"Yo dude, throne of glass was anazinger"

anazinger by What even January 29, 2017