Poetry that out of place white people write because they feel alienated and stuff. Basically it's just whining that people claim is art so they're not whiny little wanks they're deep. It's okay for maybe a bit till you realize that you want to write something other how bad life. People who don't pass through this phase will simply write about them cutting their wrists until they finally do. Then you'll feel bad about them. Bah
Sometimes I wish I was a bat. So I can live in a cave in the dark and no one will bother me. I'll also eat bugs. Bats eat bugs you know. I wish I was a bug, so a bat would eat me and all the pain would go away.
typical dark poetry rubbish. freeverse only makes it slightly less annoying.
"Overly Expressive Online Couple": A couple who spout off poetry, baby talk, song lyrics, baby names, pillow talk, and any other concievable new-couple cliche to each other as much as humanly possible to show that they love each other oh so much that they're willing to express it in front of witnesses via their Twitter, Facebook, and Myspace status updates, which can average on 400 to 500 updates per week per network, and often despite the amount of disgust and stomach contents produced by said witnesses.
"I really wish that Dave and Susan would stop being an OEOC and call each other "shnukems" every three minutes on Facebook. It's really annoying."
the spoken word of a song on the verge of being destroyed by modern 'music' used to have meaning is now used to show that people are lovesick, emo, or just annoying
stereotypical teenager1: i love the lyrics to taylor swift's new song
me: listen to some real music i don't wanna hear that annoying lovesick voice
stereotypical teenager2: yea you need to listen to eminem's not afraid!
*walks out being disgusted by how kids love songs without any meaning*
Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.
Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."
Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."
Verb. 1) To write or recite scathing criticism of ones adversaries with no preparation or planning.
Usually in the form of lyrics, poetry, or commentary. Often refers to an individuals personal shortcomings.
1.) If Barstow does not stop annoying Celina with his noisy breathing she is going goble him until he cries.
2.) I gobled Celina in an email today but instead of getting upset like I had hoped she just lujaned.
A Chav thats listens and sometimes acts like a Emo
Chemo: Ill twat you lad
Person 2: Eh, you startin?
Chemo: *crys and slits wrists* (insert emo poetry)
A Mixture of being Emo and a Valley girl. Usually an annoying guy or girl wearing all black with skulls who writes poetry in dark corners, but also carrys the traits of a stereotypical valley girl.
Megan: OH MY GOD! i totally just found the coolest black skull chanel flats!
Sam: eww.. thats like so totally ..emo.
Megan: AS IF! its not emo...its Valley Emo, geez Sam dont you know anything?
Sam: umm.. whatever!!!
Megan: YEA WHATEVER..ill be in my room writing poetry in my dark place.