|1.||Baltimore Club Music|
A type of house music that has 130 BPM, influences from R&B, rap, crunk, 80s synths, techno, and rock, samples that one wouldn't expect to make a song from, such as President Bush's stutter in a recent speech of his, and allows people to dance their pain away while inticing fights and moshpits at the same time. Early examples of Baltimore Club took influence from Miami Booty Bass and Chicago House, such as "It's Time for The Perculator" and "Too Much Booty in the Pants", while more recent examples exude the aforementioned characteristics.more...
One can dance to Baltimore Club Music in almost anyway imaginable: a shoulder lean, a snap and a pop, a 1-2 step.
However, two of the most prominent types of dancing for Baltimore Club Music are the "Crazy Legs" and the "Spongebob", which can be demonstrated if one searches for "Baltimore Rockin" on Youtube. Dancing to...
An occasionally crappy, but sometimes beast place for nerds to chill with other nerds and talk about the excitement of latin. The only other reason anyone would ever be in the club is if they are too weak to stand up to Mr. Lehmann's power of persuasion, which has 100% chance of taking over all choices you ever make. The nerds are split into categories, some of which are lame-ass, like all the Greek categories, and some of which are bad-ass, like Latin Lit. & Reading Comp. But it can also be a waste of time if you just wanna be fly and hang out in the playground held by the alternative school-kids, beacuse as soon as you join the club, not going to a single meeting can ruin your standing with the Lehmanator. But even if you think you are all that and a bag of chips, and that you can withstand the hour-long meeting, beware of the Chu-nouncements, normally about three announcements max but said in intervals of 15-40 minutes. And then, you must survive your annoying category brotheren, doomed to spend almost an eternity with them, like riding a never-ending busride with them to Dallas or sharing a hotelroom with them. And besides the fact that you are assigned homework and have to turn in a notebook to be read by Latin "Officers" and to be graded and used as blackmail against you, Latin Club is not all that bad. Sometimes.
Latin Officer: "Hey I didnt see you at the latin club last wednesday."
Latin n00b: "hells yah, i was chillin' with ashley out by the alternative school smoking pot. nah bruh, we aint smoking shit, but we were quite chill."
Latin Officer: "This is going on your Latin perma-record. Soon you will be socially rejected by all in latin club!"
Latin n00b: "not if i give 'em pot."
Latin Officer: "Well.... you'll still only get a 2 on your latin notebook for this week."
Latin n00b: "shit man! i'll be socially rejected by all in latin club!"
Latin Officer: "Don't let it happen again!"
|3.||American Club Rat|
A species of rodent that likes to frequent clubs and bars.
Environment: Dark places with flashing colored or strobe lights.
Temperament: Enjoys attention, receiving compliments, can be annoying at times, wears low and high cut clothing, enjoys dancing with members of the same or opposite sex.
Movement: Likes grinding and dancing on poles or other objects that attract attention.
Greg: What are you doing tonight?
Angela: Going to the club
Greg: Again? You just went the past few nights
Angela: I know but I just can't get enough of it
Greg: You're an American Club Rat
|4.||club penguin baby|
Mwa Mwa Penguins(or club penguin bay bees) is a group of adult penguins who like to think they are babies who cry so much because they were spoilt as children and never grew up, every now and then some penguin comes and shakes some sense into them by shouting at and attacking them, the mwa mwa penguins then proceed to call the attacker a "meanie" then the pet shop owner comes and kicks them out of the pet shop for scaring away customers, then Everyone could actualy buy a puffle instead of bieng harrased by these gits, the only thing there good at is bieng stupid and bieng SO BLOOMING ANNOYING They were created by A youtuber named SpCpGirl51960.
club penguin baby:goo goo goo goo goo! penguin:SHUT UP *cocks gun* club penguin baby:goo-*gunshot*
arising at club or similar scenemore...
situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid
He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug
when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her
this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair
this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous
invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate
the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u
feigning lesbianism will not work as he will sim...
A club in Stardoll who doesn't accept joke accounts because they are stuck up and no fun.
They are extremely boring and drink tea while conversing about the latest advances at boring-FC-members.com, in which they are president.
FC= Fashion Club
Oh yeah, and one more thing.
OC= Original club.
FC < OC all day, bbz.
OCer: have you seen that FCer girl? You know, from Fashion Club? ewww.
FCer: Oh, darling, you are just quite jealous of the fact that I follow rules and don't have to deal with those silly joke accounts.
A Hipster (or group of hipsters) who claim to be original and have invented their own style, yet steal off of other subcultures' styles and/or invading those other subcultures' venues. A Hipster won't actually go into a club to dance or enjoy the music, but to stand around and critique the venue and the patrons with their friends.
Goth Hipster, Punk Hipster, Metalhead Hipster, Mod Hipster, New Wave Hipster, Death Metal Hipster, Country Hipster, and many more.
"Why are those Hipster Douches here at a Goth club!? They're not even doing anything! They're just standing on the dance floor with their drinks, blocking much of the dance space, but not doing anything except talking to each other! Annoying hipsters!"