| 337. | quimby | ||
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The badass mayor of the Simpsons's hometown. Mayor Quimby: First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.
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| 338. | Steve Jobs | ||
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The act of committing hari kari over an announcement that results in utter disappointment and faggotry. Bob: "Did you hear what Maria's father did last night after asshat Mr. Mcgoo asked her to marry him?"
Ben: "Herpity Derpity, why no Bob what happened!?" Bob: "He pulled a Steve Jobs!" |
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| 339. | Get Dusty | ||
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an announcement of readiness to leave to the next desired location Hey Jeff are you ready to go play laser tag? "Hell yeah man, lets get dusty".
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| 340. | pornounce | ||
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A term representing an announcement in or dealing with pornography. At the Adult entertainment Expo, I had pornounced the release of a new movie. 2 girls, 1 midget.
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| 341. | 2-minute social beer chug | ||
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Founded at Lafayette College, the object of the event is for every participant to finish their full beer, socially, in two minutes. This is a social event that encourages large groups of people to continually drink more beer at different intervals of the night. The game is started by loudly announcing "TWOO MINUTESSS!" at the appropriate time in a party. Those who know about two minutes then echo the cheer and all proceed to grab a beer and gather outside the party. A proper announcement of the group size (males and females), along with the number of beers in the group, and the time (two minutes) will be announced and the event will commence with one person keeping time. Remember: It's social. -Do you think its time for a "2-minute social beer chug"?
- YEP! Twoooo minutessssssss!!! |
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| 342. | Unsplanation | ||
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The unsplanation is a non-explanation that's been carefully crafted to confuse, with the hope that the asker will spend more time deciphering the unsplanation (and all its possible meanings) than pursuing the real answer to the question; a nonsensical stall, in lieu of the true explanation; sometimes referred to as "bullshit" Freelance Employee: "Are we being laid off? Where's the work?"
Company Unsplanation: "Rest assured, our development team is working hard to rearrange the way freelance work is assigned for your areas of expertise. We cannot reveal our game plan, as it must be kept under wraps as to not fall into the hands of our competitors. An announcement will be made within a few weeks. Stay tuned!" |
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| 343. | bloop | ||
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to go somewhere, away from someone or something (hence the announcement, usually). seriously dude, I've got to bloop... I can't be syphoning any more gasoline with you or my grandmother will smell the fumes...
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